Because I am just this awesome

[lacylu42]

This morning, while brushing my teeth, I bent over and then came up hard, banging my head on the corner of the medicine cabinet door (which is basically just a piece of pointy glass as it is a flat mirror door). I spit my toothpaste all over the floor in shock, looked up in the mirror, realized I was bleeding all over the place, and promptly had

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[ersatzhaderach]

Yes, but now you get to blame crying jags on BABY HORMONES. Then after that, POST PARTUM HORMONES. And soon thereafer, PRE MENOPAUSE HORMONES! You're set for life!

[lacylu42]

Yeah, I was telling my mom I thought that the "pregnancy brain" was kicking in and she said, "Yeah, and after that, you're a mom! So you always have an excuse."