Interesting.jonthedullJanuary 13 2010, 19:06:29 UTC
Impressive list.
- Once Johnny Carson left the Tonight Show, I sort of lost interest. Jay was OK, but Letterman was usually better. - I used to enjoy Late Night with Conan O'Brien - I've never watched most popular TV series or movies - I never ate at Taco Bell - I made 2 people cry at work with mean words. One time I didn't mean that to happen, the other time I didn't care. They were both women though. Not that women are weak, but I work with like 90%+ women so it's just odds - I once made a college professor annoyed enough that he stopped the lesson and basically personally lectured me personally on why I was wrong. - I never made a cock or vagina or any sexual organ as an art project. - I can't even make my OWN signature look the same each time I write it. Therefore I can't even forge my own name. - Hand drawing part of a fake ID is very impressive!
~So far, I've made four grown-ups cry just with my mean mean words. Three of whom were men. ~During a fight, I elbowed a guy so hard in the stomach he was taken to the hospital; the cops let me go because it was self-defense. But it wasn't. ~I once told a School of the Art Institute of Chicago art teacher, "Go fuck yourself, poseur." ~I've shaved my head twice. ~Humane Society commercials make me cry. As does the National Anthem. Especially at the Olympics. ~I can forge anyone's signature. ~I once drew the State Seal of Illinois by hand for a fake driver's license for myself; it passed everywhere (I was 18). ~I've driven just about every manual transmission there is, except for an 18-wheeler. ~When I was 9 (?) I made a giant pink cock out of Play-Doh and stuck sea shells in it for an art project. It got displayed in a glass case in my elementary school. No one knew it was a cock.
Wow..You're like 3 hookers/hobos shy of a serial killer's profile.
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- Once Johnny Carson left the Tonight Show, I sort of lost interest. Jay was OK, but Letterman was usually better.
- I used to enjoy Late Night with Conan O'Brien
- I've never watched most popular TV series or movies
- I never ate at Taco Bell
- I made 2 people cry at work with mean words. One time I didn't mean that to happen, the other time I didn't care. They were both women though. Not that women are weak, but I work with like 90%+ women so it's just odds
- I once made a college professor annoyed enough that he stopped the lesson and basically personally lectured me personally on why I was wrong.
- I never made a cock or vagina or any sexual organ as an art project.
- I can't even make my OWN signature look the same each time I write it. Therefore I can't even forge my own name.
- Hand drawing part of a fake ID is very impressive!
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~During a fight, I elbowed a guy so hard in the stomach he was taken to the hospital; the cops let me go because it was self-defense. But it wasn't.
~I once told a School of the Art Institute of Chicago art teacher, "Go fuck yourself, poseur."
~I've shaved my head twice.
~Humane Society commercials make me cry. As does the National Anthem. Especially at the Olympics.
~I can forge anyone's signature.
~I once drew the State Seal of Illinois by hand for a fake driver's license for myself; it passed everywhere (I was 18).
~I've driven just about every manual transmission there is, except for an 18-wheeler.
~When I was 9 (?) I made a giant pink cock out of Play-Doh and stuck sea shells in it for an art project. It got displayed in a glass case in my elementary school. No one knew it was a cock.
Wow..You're like 3 hookers/hobos shy of a serial killer's profile.
I'm glad we're friends.
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