Comments | lacyunderall: How To Live With Cats, Pt. I

lacyunderall

How To Live With Cats, Pt. I

Jul 30, 2010 12:27

Allow me to preface this with information about me as a cat owner. I grew up with cats, nasty, ill-tempered, male Lilac Point Siamese cats. We went through three during my childhood, and to this day I don't know why I loved them. They were noisy, smelly and mean, clawing me in my sleep or just lazily reaching over and swiping my face ( Read more... )

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schpahky July 30 2010, 18:18:07 UTC

I am a cat lover and this post made me laugh so hard I am nearly crying. THANK YOU.

PS My cat is like your Max.

Your cat schpahky July 30 2010, 18:38:14 UTC

Your cat never killed anyone.

Re: Your cat lacyunderall July 30 2010, 18:56:39 UTC

All I know is one day there were two in the room alive, and then there was one. Unmarked. It's like a Sherlock Holmes mystery.

p.s.: Who is this?

lacyunderall July 30 2010, 18:56:53 UTC

Thanks! And God be with you...

grendel_macg July 30 2010, 18:59:24 UTC

hahaha! I never thought of cats in that way lol. you make me laugh

jourdannex July 31 2010, 05:46:43 UTC

I love you so much. I love you because I too have cats and yet, I will not be all lovey dovey calling them 'fur babies' because I know they will love whoever feeds them. And they would totally eat our soft bits in a second.

We have this schizophrenic cat outside that attacks people randomly. One day my neighbour was fixing our fence and I saw his young daughter going to pet Ollie the Schizophrenic and I did that slow motion NOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo doooooooooooooooont tooooooooooooooouch himmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm because he lets you pet him and then suddenly without warning. CHOMP ATTACK CHOMP. He has sent two people to the emergency room. If that pit bull had gotten Ollie instead of my other cat Maya, I would have sent the pit bull a gift. No okay I wouldn't have but I'm not gonna lie....I wouldn't be so sad.

I love your descriptions of the cats so much.