Comments | ladeebug_riot: Rule #1

ladeebug_riot

Rule #1

Feb 23, 2004 10:05

The only natural eyewash is tears. One's own tears that is. Anything else is hazardous to the eye and may result in intense burning and swelling of the lid and surrounding area.

Comments 8

tallgoofball54 February 23 2004, 16:10:06 UTC

What about a sterile isotropic saline solution?

ladeebug_riot February 23 2004, 16:46:20 UTC

when i said natural i meant natural as in what's indigenous to the body. hahah can you use that word in referring to the body? oh well, so rule #1 cannot include solutions/fluids that are produced outside of the body. thank you for your comment kind sir.

tallgoofball54 February 23 2004, 17:04:36 UTC

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW... I hope you're just referring to saliva then...

*barf*

skaffa February 23 2004, 17:12:37 UTC

so, what'd you get in your eyes?
sounds unpleasant. :-/

ladeebug_riot February 23 2004, 18:50:47 UTC

HAhaha yeah yeah. Hey, by the way, thank you for calling and leaving me a message. Next time think east coast time and maybe i won't be sleeping. hahahah.

skaffa February 23 2004, 18:54:32 UTC

did i wake you? i didnt want to wake you. that's why i'm glad your message picked up. :)

roboteatsearth February 24 2004, 00:56:53 UTC

may i suggest goggles and a helmet? maybe a droolband too like that bad dude from ATHF...

ladeebug_riot February 24 2004, 20:02:22 UTC

Hahaha. You are watching too much ATHF. goggles and a helmet is a wonderful idea! the helmet will be useful for rule #2 which says that when jumping around, especially on something as bouncy as a bed, all parties involved should be very cautious when walls are within reach. Clumsy individuals, like myself, would gain from using a helmet to ensure that his/her skull does not crack open from the force of the head accidently coming in contact with the aforementioned wall. This helmet concept also works well when the same clumsy individual skates, as she (not me of course) tends to fall on her head.