where's the token pale girl that talks to the birds and after being harassed all her life by small phallus'd assholes finally flips shit and beats ryan cabrera to death with the baseball bat while singing of weeds and pansy? at least that's what i remember from the movie. actually i doubt i've ever seen it...this was productive! back to homework..or reading about holbein and le court of henry VIII (you'd likey).
i love the tiaa cref commercials..i dont know why. financial services for the greater good, i can dig it. gee, i need sleep..peace.
Hans Holbein is the shit. Tho if i were him, I wouldve gotten mighty annoyed since he was basically commissioned to do a portrait of the one lecherous fatass and then all of a sudden everyone in the kingdom with so much as an acre of land comes crowding around the table to have him draw their portrait as well. Oh well, he made some mad cash money (hopefully?) and thats what counts.
Haha that reminds me of 4th grade, i made a pretty penny exploiting my fellow youths by doing "Mortal Kombat" sketches down to a science. Hell, wish i could do that instead of college... :{
*Slowly starts clapping* *Stands up and claps harder* *Everyone around him looks slightly uncomfortable at first but they too soon join in* *Everyone gives standing ovation* *Snipers bullet takes Obinna out* *I run to his dying body and weep bitter tears over losing my favorite African, the one after Eddie Murphy in Coming to America*
But your favorite African should be James Earl Jones as Bishop...*blanks on the name* in the film rendition of Cry the Beloved country. Either that or James Earl Jones as Mufasa; screw your original taste.
I really want to see the alternate ending where he drops his cane, takes out his lightsaber, and singlehandedly ends apartheid...
*thinks back in horror at how they took a beloved movie from his childhood about 5 cute baby dinosaurs, killed one of their parents, found them a home, then decided 6 years later to send them into turmoil ELEVEN MORE FREAKING TIMES
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT AGAIN!!! Not agai(breaks down into sobs)
you know what, its literally to the point where i cant even remember if I even liked the first Land Before Time. Sure, I nearly choked on on my Hi-C when that T-rex killed Littlefoot's mom (i was partial to brontosauri at the time) but after Jurassic Park I think I pretty much reached full on nihilism
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I am proud to say I have only watched the original which I loved.
I used to be dino-gaga and yes Jurassic Park made those Velociraptors look cool but for some reason I have this nagging feeling in the back of my head that the Park really pumped up the Velociraptor to the point of making them invincible when in reality they were as doomed as every other dino. I could be wrong though.
I was gaga for dinos as well to the point of still somewhat wanting to be a paleontologista few years back. just that pesky evolution thing...
hmm, thats a damn good point inrerference to the raptors. Maybe they really werent that intelligent, vicious, or cunning. Hell, in the book a lot of other dinos did some damage as well. Perhaps in this modern age, the velociraptor would go the way of every other major predator when he vies with mankiiiiii-*whereupon a bloody sickle-shaped claw burst through my gut*
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at least that's what i remember from the movie. actually i doubt i've ever seen it...this was productive! back to homework..or reading about holbein and le court of henry VIII (you'd likey).
i love the tiaa cref commercials..i dont know why. financial services for the greater good, i can dig it.
gee, i need sleep..peace.
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Haha that reminds me of 4th grade, i made a pretty penny exploiting my fellow youths by doing "Mortal Kombat" sketches down to a science. Hell, wish i could do that instead of college... :{
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*Stands up and claps harder*
*Everyone around him looks slightly uncomfortable at first but they too soon join in*
*Everyone gives standing ovation*
*Snipers bullet takes Obinna out*
*I run to his dying body and weep bitter tears over losing my favorite African, the one after Eddie Murphy in Coming to America*
The End.
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But your favorite African should be James Earl Jones as Bishop...*blanks on the name* in the film rendition of Cry the Beloved country. Either that or James Earl Jones as Mufasa; screw your original taste.
I really want to see the alternate ending where he drops his cane, takes out his lightsaber, and singlehandedly ends apartheid...
...and the references wont stop till after May...
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NOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT AGAIN!!! Not agai(breaks down into sobs)
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I used to be dino-gaga and yes Jurassic Park made those Velociraptors look cool but for some reason I have this nagging feeling in the back of my head that the Park really pumped up the Velociraptor to the point of making them invincible when in reality they were as doomed as every other dino. I could be wrong though.
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hmm, thats a damn good point inrerference to the raptors. Maybe they really werent that intelligent, vicious, or cunning. Hell, in the book a lot of other dinos did some damage as well. Perhaps in this modern age, the velociraptor would go the way of every other major predator when he vies with mankiiiiii-*whereupon a bloody sickle-shaped claw burst through my gut*
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