Clearly imaginary.

[ladiesbane]

WHERE'S THE LIBRARY???

Your home is a Gamer's Mansion
Your kitchen is stocked with chips, dips, and assorted caffeinated beverages. There's a pantry with emergency backup caffeinated beverages. You also have some breakfast cereals in there, but you haven't had breakfast since last Spring. Your master bedroom has blankets printed with images

Comments

[optimsprm]

I like mine better.

[ladiesbane]

I might like yours better, but the link, she is broken; she takes me nowhere.

[optimsprm]

perhaps this one will work with greater felicity

[ladiesbane]

A most harmonious link, and a superior result: agreed! How did you get TWO dancefloors? -- But the best part of any party is the cloakroom.

(And still no blinkin' library!)