I AM FINISHED WITH MY FINALS!!!!!  I just finished writing the last of my take home final (all 12 effing pages of it), and now I just have to go drop it off at UCI.  THEEEEEN, I can finally shower and shave my digusting hairy legs (you're welcome for the mental image), and RELAX for a little while before I have to go sit this kid for 4 hours ( Read more... )

I Love My Wriggly Jiggly Bum

Smallish chest, a wee flat tum
And a great big wriggly jiggly bum.
The Vogue Mafia say I should lunge and squat -
(Excuse this next line
but I want it to rhyme)
The. Fuck. What?
Apparently I should be long and thin
Like a teenage boy or a javellin
Who the hell made these rules, and why?
I'm pretty damned sure ( Read more... )

Whoever said that you couldn't write a 5-7 page paper on pointlessness--HAH ( Read more... )

I have sock monkey sea creature pj's...my life is now complete.

-Tiff.

people put things in quotation markes to denote "sarcasm ( Read more... )

JANUARY BABY
Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding.
Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person.
Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music.
Pretty/handsome . Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows
emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive

FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves ( Read more... )

S-H-I-T-T-Y M-O-V-I-E = 19+9+20+20+25+13+15+22+9+5 = NOBODY CARES.

What a disappointment for a movie made aboout my favorite number.

-Tiff.

Well, we are officially the owners of two very flamboyant female bunnies.  Apparently all of the humping that has been going on in the house is merely the bunnies trying to "assert dominance" over the other (and believe it or not, little Boo has put on quite the offense).   The vet said actually, that with this type of behavior in bunnies, a lot of ( Read more... )

Sometimes I don't want to talk to anyone at all, but could just observe them as if I was not there to see what they would do.  People are curious creatures.

-Tiff.

WHO WAS THE ONLY ONE TO GET 100% ON THEIR LITERARY CRITCISM MIDTERM!?!

OH YEAH, THAT'S ME!--I AM "THE ONE."

RAWR!!!

*dies.*
-Tiff.