My Super Heroine Honey I've just popped out to take Olette home ok? I'm not running away from making you tea I swear

Being a butler is very weird...I managed to scrape the back of my hand on a cheese grater! I'm ust to pretty to get scraped!! I think I've got the hang of these appliances, they're not so tough. That wasn't me who broke the tea cups ( Read more... )

I have a thumping headache from picking up Olette from that bar and it's really early in the morning. Did you put that alarm clock in my room my Super Herione Honey...? I'll have to get to work soon if I can figure out what to do.

Olette honey? When you're ready to go home let me know and I'll take you ok?

Geez I feel crap...and I know it's not ( Read more... )

My Super Heroine Honey Satella has given me a home with her but I have to earn my keep by working as a butler I think I'm much to pretty to be a butler...but nevermind So if anyone needs me that's where I am.

If you are wondering were Olette is she's staying with me in Satellas mansion because I had to go out late at night to get her out from the ( Read more... )

Ok what the hell has been going on today? I came home to my hotel appartment and discovered that I no longer have a home anymore. There were these women standing where my home used to be so I take it they blew it up. It's just not my day today....where the hell am I supposed to live now?! and I made a complete ass of myself but luckily the person ( Read more... )

I met up with my beautiful honey Tsunade the other day. She was in quite a state...I hope I was able to help her. Piss off who cares if I'm blushing by talking about her!!

Hmmm I wonder how Lloyds doing I haven't spoken to him in a while. I've met so many beautiful ladies while being in this world~! Why am I getting recurring nightmares about a ( Read more... )

Come on be honest who sent me those chocolates~? There's no need to be shy~!

EDIT: I know who sent me the chocolates...it was a little animal thing D=

EDIT EDIT: Ok it wasn't an animal it was a cute girl which is a little more flattering ^_^

Oooo who left me a valentines day present~! I hope you're hot

I ate some candy a while ago and for some reason I am now a little girl...DAMN YOU WHO EVER YOU ARE FOR GIVING ME THAT CANDY!! *cries like a little girl* I'm just to pretty to be cute and adorable!!

((OOC: Zelos ate Marluxias candy and this is the result, I don't think he'll be a pervert to people for a while XD))

So what am I supposed to write here then...?

Ok whatever lets see if this thing works. I am Zelos Wilder and yes before you ask this is my natural hair colour it's not pink damn you!!

Hmmm please don't talk to me unless your female. I don't speak to males, nothing personal.

Oh Lust if you're reading this let me know when you want to go for dinner ok ( Read more... )

Today some demon person let his dog bite me ok I insulted him but that's beside the point, my beauty has been violated.... I really hope it doesn't scar...Oh no I had a thought what if I get gangrene and have to have my leg amputated?!  Oh woe be me if anything like that happens! I'm to pretty to be injured *emos in a corner*