Grope 3--Video

[ladiesmonkey]

//[FILTERED AWAY FROM DAGGER. YOU CAN'T READ THIS. :| Unhackable.]//

Uhm.. Hey... Everyone.

I need some serious advice here.

I think I'm either completely crazy or... I wanna... settle down... with... my girl...

Comments

[skyglide]

[Coming from someone who thinks that girls are pretty much... Disgusting and terrifying. He couldn't even give his girl BFF mouth-to-mouth can't remember her name, either.]

...

...You're completely fucking crazy. Why the hell would you want to do that?

[ladiesmonkey]

[Hm? Oh! It's this guy!]

Aww, man, you have no idea... She's perfect. Beautiful, charming... Her voice is just... I can't even describe it.

[skyglide]

[Except he looks and sounds a little different! More like a boy. :|a]

...

[Yeah, he's gagging just a little.]

You're so fucked.

[ladiesmonkey]

[... Oh hey. He does. And this derp never noticed.]

... Hey, do you have a couple sisters...?

[He pouts a little.]

Why d'ya say that?

[skyglide]

...What the fuck? No! I'd kill myself!

She'll crush your soul if she hasn't already.

[ladiesmonkey]

[W-wait... what?]

She... she couldn't do something like that...

She's like... the sweetest thing ever.

[skyglide]

[Oh, well. Okay. He's heard of 'sweet' girls before, and knows they exist, so that seems a little less weird. But he be trollin' now...]

First she'll turn you into even more of a retard, then she'll take away all of your free will, and then you'll be left as nothing but a shell of a man - just some spineless piece of shit.

[ladiesmonkey]

[Uh-oh. His look is growing more and more 'wat' as he speaks.]

. . .

N-no.... It's not like that...

[C'mon Zidane, you've seen people get married before! ... wait... wait... Have you? OH GOD.]

[skyglide]

Girls are fucking crazy. They say one thing and mean something totally different, won't ever tell you anything fucking straight, and will flip their shit at you for no fucking reason at all.

[Yeah, Noyamano sisters, he's totally thinking about you right here.]

[ladiesmonkey]

[This... this guy. There was that one time she knocked them out to go off on her own--no! That was for the good of her people... or so she thought.]

... Man, not cool. I'm trying to get her to marry me, not dump her!

[skyglide]

Tch, you asked for serious advice and I'm giving it. You're totally fucked.

[ladiesmonkey]

[. . .]

... It sounds like you need help with the ladies~

[skyglide]

[Oh my god. See him look a mix of disgusted and horrified. Girls. Ew.]

Fuck! No! They're so fucking gross! At school they all liked me and would never leave me the fuck alone! Crazy bitches!!

[ladiesmonkey]

Aww, no way man! Girls are great! Those wonderfully soft rears, shapely figures...

You should have embraced that, man! Once in a lifetime opportunity to most!

[He laughs.] You sound like a playground kid! We all grow outta that sometime~

[skyglide]

[...No, now. Just. Disgust. Everywhere. And he gags.]

Fuck, no! All they ever do is ruin shit and get in the fucking way!

1/2

[ladiesmonkey]

[Zidane studies him a long moment. Before the lightbulb flashes.]

OH.