Shamelessly stolen from Molly "New Year's Eve" Bierman
Another Leigh/Jessica LJ project? What?1!?1!1?
Meet Leigh! We love this picture of her.
Leigh is: Asian. Really Asian.
Leigh loves: her feet, smokers, cities, lying, cheating, abortion, and one-night stands.
Leigh hates: midwestern farmers and children.
Yeah, watch out for this one.
Jessica is: a sweetheart, a bitch, a blunt liar, and a possessive thief
Jessica loves: loyalty, moral superiority, and "We Built This City."
Jessica hates: when her eyes sting.
Mallory. This girl is amazing. IN THE SACK OHHHHHH. Right.
Mallory is: the most loyal friend I have. She will never, ever screw me over. Promise.
Mallory loves: the bottle. Haha, I'm kind of kidding. She knows how to have a good time.
Mallory hates: cowards.
This is Doug. We used to be BFF, but we've drifted. He's an alright guy.
Doug is: ridiculous. Rigoddamndiculous.
Doug loves: superheroes, painting pastel sailboats, and communism.
Doug hates: lesbian girlfriends.
Interesting, this one. They call him the Washington Weirdo for a reason.
John is: Calculon!
John loves: America.
John hates: Wes and lesbians, sometimes.
This is Morgan. She's true blue. She's kooky, and a hopeless romantic. Some say she's maternal.
Morgan is: sooo scene.
Morgan loves: Jason Mraz, chuck taylors, her booooyfriend, singing, dykes, and dragonballz.
Morgan hates: highschool bullshit drama.
Ohhhh, Natalie. We were best friends in middle school, had a big falling out, and then reunited sophomore year. Good story, right?
Natalie is: fucking insane. and, well, gorgeous.
Natalie loves: coffee, Andrew Kay, Sailor Moon, Thompson gazelles, and rum.
Natalie hates: sleep and public posting.
Paul. Don't trust a thing he says.
Paul is: a musician.
Paul loves: hippos, science experiments, salmon farming, sin, kewl-aid, drunk dialing, orange tangerine juice, and Gregor Mendel.
Paul hates: fat people. Oh, and the French.
Louie. Well, he's hot, you're hot, why...Oh, sorry.
Louie is: hot.
Louie loves: UT and women.
Louie hates: blue balls.
The girlses love Matt Gorski.
Matt is: dedicated to teaching physics, and a grunter.
Matt loves: cubing and religious experiences.
Matt hates: people who cancel dates or say "oops!" while cutting his hair.
This year, Alali blossomed into a full-fledged Nigerian bitch, and now that we're like BFF, it's easier to use her for her brother.
Alali is: white and Nigerian.
Alali loves: snorting various white powders and taking swigs from her magic flask.
Alali hates: black people, fat people, stupid people.
Yeah, Fast Alex is cute.
Fast Alex is: really, really fast. State champion fast.
Fast Alex loves: Bridget Jones, shopping, expensive cars, sewing and making collages.
Fast Alex hates: monster jam, Ms. Krebs, premarital sex, and graffiti.
John's sister Aubrey. We don't mind robbing the cradle.
Aubrey is: a heartbreaker.
Aubrey loves: food, studying, and foreign soccer coaches.
Aubrey hates: boys.
Allie Ross reads Vogue.
Allie Ross is: the best mother we've got.
Allie Ross loves: JCrew etc.
Allie Ross hates: Nudity, mayonnaise, and sex.
Alex makes characteristic posts and writes some poetry.
Alex is: pretty crazy, but it's part of his charm.
Alex loves: flaming liberals.
Alex hates: terrifying reactionaries.
Jordan. Nah, she doesn't have cancer.
Jordan is: snobby. We love her.
Jordan loves: making fun of people and $400 dresses.
Jordan hates: fat people, poor people, tackiness.
If you need something fixed, taken down, or built, Tucker's your man.
Tucker is: an Eagle Scout.
Tucker loves: stupid highschool bullshit drama.
Tucker hates: stupid highschool bullshit drama.
Ted. Oh, Alabama Boy. You're not supposed to like him, but somehow everyone still does.
Ted is: the whitest person we know, if you don't count Alali.
Ted loves: Blazing Saddles, camo, fishing, George Gibson.
Ted hates: minorities and Ben Sines.
Tanya's Indian. She's a flirt.
Tanya is: Indian. Just. Indian.
Tanya loves: India, Senior Miss.
Tanya hates: dating.
Katie, whoo, from way back when! Good thing my mom gets lost in Alabama and I get to visit her.
Katie is: a formidable opponent, when she's determined. otherwise...
Katie loves: Brad Pitt, and his naked body.
Katie hates: her roommate.
Ben doesn't let down.
Ben is: totally hott and fast 4 lyfe. just ask him.
Ben loves: sappy lj posts (<3), girls, the Commercial Appeal, being hott and fast.
Ben hates: Ted.
Meet Leigh! We love this picture of her.
Leigh is: Asian. Really Asian.
Leigh loves: her feet, smokers, cities, lying, cheating, abortion, and one-night stands.
Leigh hates: midwestern farmers and children.
Yeah, watch out for this one.
Jessica is: a sweetheart, a bitch, a blunt liar, and a possessive thief
Jessica loves: loyalty, moral superiority, and "We Built This City."
Jessica hates: when her eyes sting.
Mallory. This girl is amazing. IN THE SACK OHHHHHH. Right.
Mallory is: the most loyal friend I have. She will never, ever screw me over. Promise.
Mallory loves: the bottle. Haha, I'm kind of kidding. She knows how to have a good time.
Mallory hates: cowards.
This is Doug. We used to be BFF, but we've drifted. He's an alright guy.
Doug is: ridiculous. Rigoddamndiculous.
Doug loves: superheroes, painting pastel sailboats, and communism.
Doug hates: lesbian girlfriends.
Interesting, this one. They call him the Washington Weirdo for a reason.
John is: Calculon!
John loves: America.
John hates: Wes and lesbians, sometimes.
This is Morgan. She's true blue. She's kooky, and a hopeless romantic. Some say she's maternal.
Morgan is: sooo scene.
Morgan loves: Jason Mraz, chuck taylors, her booooyfriend, singing, dykes, and dragonballz.
Morgan hates: highschool bullshit drama.
Ohhhh, Natalie. We were best friends in middle school, had a big falling out, and then reunited sophomore year. Good story, right?
Natalie is: fucking insane. and, well, gorgeous.
Natalie loves: coffee, Andrew Kay, Sailor Moon, Thompson gazelles, and rum.
Natalie hates: sleep and public posting.
Paul. Don't trust a thing he says.
Paul is: a musician.
Paul loves: hippos, science experiments, salmon farming, sin, kewl-aid, drunk dialing, orange tangerine juice, and Gregor Mendel.
Paul hates: fat people. Oh, and the French.
Louie. Well, he's hot, you're hot, why...Oh, sorry.
Louie is: hot.
Louie loves: UT and women.
Louie hates: blue balls.
The girlses love Matt Gorski.
Matt is: dedicated to teaching physics, and a grunter.
Matt loves: cubing and religious experiences.
Matt hates: people who cancel dates or say "oops!" while cutting his hair.
This year, Alali blossomed into a full-fledged Nigerian bitch, and now that we're like BFF, it's easier to use her for her brother.
Alali is: white and Nigerian.
Alali loves: snorting various white powders and taking swigs from her magic flask.
Alali hates: black people, fat people, stupid people.
Yeah, Fast Alex is cute.
Fast Alex is: really, really fast. State champion fast.
Fast Alex loves: Bridget Jones, shopping, expensive cars, sewing and making collages.
Fast Alex hates: monster jam, Ms. Krebs, premarital sex, and graffiti.
John's sister Aubrey. We don't mind robbing the cradle.
Aubrey is: a heartbreaker.
Aubrey loves: food, studying, and foreign soccer coaches.
Aubrey hates: boys.
Allie Ross reads Vogue.
Allie Ross is: the best mother we've got.
Allie Ross loves: JCrew etc.
Allie Ross hates: Nudity, mayonnaise, and sex.
Alex makes characteristic posts and writes some poetry.
Alex is: pretty crazy, but it's part of his charm.
Alex loves: flaming liberals.
Alex hates: terrifying reactionaries.
Jordan. Nah, she doesn't have cancer.
Jordan is: snobby. We love her.
Jordan loves: making fun of people and $400 dresses.
Jordan hates: fat people, poor people, tackiness.
If you need something fixed, taken down, or built, Tucker's your man.
Tucker is: an Eagle Scout.
Tucker loves: stupid highschool bullshit drama.
Tucker hates: stupid highschool bullshit drama.
Ted. Oh, Alabama Boy. You're not supposed to like him, but somehow everyone still does.
Ted is: the whitest person we know, if you don't count Alali.
Ted loves: Blazing Saddles, camo, fishing, George Gibson.
Ted hates: minorities and Ben Sines.
Tanya's Indian. She's a flirt.
Tanya is: Indian. Just. Indian.
Tanya loves: India, Senior Miss.
Tanya hates: dating.
Katie, whoo, from way back when! Good thing my mom gets lost in Alabama and I get to visit her.
Katie is: a formidable opponent, when she's determined. otherwise...
Katie loves: Brad Pitt, and his naked body.
Katie hates: her roommate.
Ben doesn't let down.
Ben is: totally hott and fast 4 lyfe. just ask him.
Ben loves: sappy lj posts (<3), girls, the Commercial Appeal, being hott and fast.
Ben hates: Ted.