Fictional crushes meme.
List five or more of your fictional crushes, and then list five reasons why it wouldn't work out in real life.
1. Rorschach
He'd throw me down an elevator shaft. Among other reasons. Lots and lots of other, very obvious reasons.
2. Dr. Manhattan
He'd break up with me, because that's what happens.
3. The Joker
If I were lucky, he'd just kill me. But even if he didn't, Harley Quinn would.
4. Benton Fraser
He'd never notice me. You know that girl in that one episode, who he said he'd hang out with to drink bark tea and listen to Inuit throat singing with, but then she never showed up again and he just kept having subtext with Ray? I'd be her. Except I don't like bark tea or Inuit throat singing.
5. Nine
Running around strange places is the opposite of fun for me, even when I'm not likely to be killed.
1. Rorschach
He'd throw me down an elevator shaft. Among other reasons. Lots and lots of other, very obvious reasons.
2. Dr. Manhattan
He'd break up with me, because that's what happens.
3. The Joker
If I were lucky, he'd just kill me. But even if he didn't, Harley Quinn would.
4. Benton Fraser
He'd never notice me. You know that girl in that one episode, who he said he'd hang out with to drink bark tea and listen to Inuit throat singing with, but then she never showed up again and he just kept having subtext with Ray? I'd be her. Except I don't like bark tea or Inuit throat singing.
5. Nine
Running around strange places is the opposite of fun for me, even when I'm not likely to be killed.