So there's this guy...kinda lonely one night, so he decides to hire himself a prostitute. He finds one, they agree on a price, and they go for it. He pays her afterwards, and she leaves. Next night, he's pretty bored, and he decides to do the same thing he did last night. So he finds the same hooker, they have sex, he pays her, etc. Same thing the next night. He's bored, needs some fun, finds the same whore. Only this time, when they're having sex, she lets out a fart loud enough to wake the dead. He doesn't say anything though, so she just continues like nothing happened. Afterwards, he gives her $50 more than usual. She asks him what the extra money is for, and he goes "For cleaning my balls, baby."
wow I want that car. but I wouldn't want to be in it when it transforms cuz it looks like I'll get smashed and dropped straight down for about two stories... then probably stepped on repeatedly... ultimately, making me regret ever wanting it in the first place.
Yeah...having a dancing car would kick a lot of ass, despite the risk of being crushed to death underneath its mammoth feet. Imagine the bets you would win though.
You bastard. I waited 3 seconds for it to download kuz i thought i never seen it before until i was reading julies comment and then i noticed my download was at 99% and i was like.. " FUCK.... oh well. " You owe me 3 seconds of your life!!!!!!!
And, oh yeah, its like 3 AM right now. Tito's Live Journal up and runnin soon, so look out world here comes Mr. Teets.
Um.. that was gay. But im tired so suck my right one.
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i'm never having sex again.
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*warning: dirty joke ahead*
So there's this guy...kinda lonely one night, so he decides to hire himself a prostitute. He finds one, they agree on a price, and they go for it. He pays her afterwards, and she leaves.
Next night, he's pretty bored, and he decides to do the same thing he did last night. So he finds the same hooker, they have sex, he pays her, etc.
Same thing the next night. He's bored, needs some fun, finds the same whore. Only this time, when they're having sex, she lets out a fart loud enough to wake the dead. He doesn't say anything though, so she just continues like nothing happened.
Afterwards, he gives her $50 more than usual. She asks him what the extra money is for, and he goes "For cleaning my balls, baby."
Har har.
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I waited 3 seconds for it to download kuz i thought i never seen it before until i was reading julies comment and then i noticed my download was at 99% and i was like.. " FUCK.... oh well. "
You owe me 3 seconds of your life!!!!!!!
And, oh yeah, its like 3 AM right now. Tito's Live Journal up and runnin soon, so look out world here comes Mr. Teets.
Um.. that was gay. But im tired so suck my right one.
- Teets
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