The one.. the ONLY!!!...

[lady_barbossa]

... the Infamous!
Yes, I am on a civil rampage at the sight of my name sullied by imposters! How dare they! Truly! Just as much as Jack Sparrow was irritated with an imposter, as am I. There is only ONE proper Lady Barbossa. Do NOT be fooled, m'dears, with these other women out there who call themselves Lady Barbossa. It is most definitely NOT me! 
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[krystallazuli]

oh my... what brought this on?

[lady_barbossa]

Brought on by taking notice to a couple imposters out there claiming to be Lady Barbossa, and it's simply NOT ME! Obvious that they are younger and do not pay attention. But, alas, though Lady Barbossa is my trademark, it's not Registered.
Generally, it does annoy me. In this case, imitation is NOT the best form of flattery because the imposter Lady B's are.. horrible characters and the pictures they use... bogus!
LOL... yes, I feel vain and soiled.

~Lady B

[fannyfae]

Heya! I have not been ignoring you! I have just been insanely busy. If you can PM me your phone number again, that would be great. Maybe we can have lunch or something sometime soon.

[lady_barbossa]

Aye indeed it has been a while. Of course. And dare I say, I have had some rather interesting breakthroughs and revelations. And now... I await my dear Beloved.

~Lady B

[lady_barbossa]

::: removes big plumed hat and bows elegantly:::
Why thank ye. Warms m' black heart t' know that someone such as ye of fine Gentry be fancyin' these logs. Shall try not t' disappoint. ::: grins:::

~Lady B