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rosiegalbasi If I were a month, I'd be: June but not this June. It's normally warm without being hot.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Thrusday. They've been good to me in the past.
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 1am. The house is finally quiet.
If I were a planet, I'd be: Pluto. Sure I'd be petite, cold, barren, possibly not a true planet but I'd have a puppy neat little moon and I'd leave people talking.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: One of those deep sea critters that fluoresce. There are loads of them but they're so cool. That or a cephalopod that can change colors.
If I were a direction, I'd be: West. Pretty pretty sun sets.
If I were a sin, I'd be: Lust. It's sad really
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Charles Chaplin. What were you expectnig Pol Pot or some Stalin? Why the tramp? The Great Dictator. Rent it. Love it.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: I'm made of diet pepsi
If I were a tree, I'd be: Walnut. I'd get to feed the squirrels but my presence would annoy people with those nasty green fruits that cover the nuts. My squirrels would throw nuts at them.
If I were a bird, I'd be: A pampered MSU malard.
If I were a tool, I'd be: Dremel rotery tool. So many neat things you can do with it.
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: Wisteria. Slow to mature but the flowers are beautiful and the leaves are thick and green all through the season.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: thunderstorm. Not that I am one but a nighttime storm is beautiful. A winter thunderstorm is even more wonderful.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be:
Feng-huangIf I were a musical instrument, I'd be: Josh Gorban's voice. -purr-
If I were an animal, I'd be: Pampered house cat, cute lap dog or Stitch. Must be cute, fluffy and loved.
If I were a color, I'd be: Green or brown. Earthtones are great.
If I were an emotion, I'd be: Contentment. I'm never terribly gleeful but in a good mood I'm just content -purr-
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: I'm not big on veg. Baby spinach maybe.
If I were a sound, I'd be: a cardinal song
If I were an element, I'd be: Krypton. Cool name and it's anti social.
If I were a car, I'd be: VW Bug. small and weird
If I were a song, I'd be: Clay Aiken - Run to Me
If I were a movie, I'd be: Real Genius
If I were a book, I'd be: Queen of the Damned. Say what you will about Anne Rice but QotD was a great book and clearly doesn't translate well to other media
If I were a food, I'd be: meh
If I were a place, I'd be: somewhere cozy.
If I were a material, I'd be: Fleece. You put on anything else you feel cold but fleece is always warm.
If I were a taste, I'd be: grape tomato.
If I were a scent, I'd be: Honeysuckle
If I were a religion, I'd be: Relaxed. People get in the way of religion
If I were a word, I'd be: Gazonkazoid (-squee- great word from Dave)
If I were an object, I'd be: A mythical self updating, never crashing, fanfuckingtabulous computer. Not a word about macs from the peanut gallery
If I were a body part, I'd be: Well we all know what parts live the good life
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: content yet looking depressed. My parents used to ask all the time if I was upset because my relaxed looks bummed
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: Psychology
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Babs Bunny. Impressions + crazy mallet space
If I were a shape, I'd be: ...round -weeps-
If I were a number, I'd be: 13. Others seem to have all the luck