Comments | lady_kayara: Sex Talk

lady_kayara

Sex Talk

Jun 28, 2005 02:20

God I'm horny! Had a sex talk with Pammy, Harry, and Brian. Partners were talked about, sorry to all of you reading this that have been with me. I only talked about a few of you, so if you were really good or really bad, you were probably talked about. No worries though ( Read more... )

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lady_sidabra June 28 2005, 12:07:05 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! My poor little sister.

~Sidabra

lady_kayara June 28 2005, 18:11:43 UTC

I thought you would find this amusing

lady_sidabra June 28 2005, 20:38:17 UTC

Oh, you have no idea. :-D

A bit from what I was expecting.... elgoocho02 June 28 2005, 20:27:43 UTC

Lemme assess the situation:

-I'm at work. We're (as usual) reformatting computers, so I check up expecting to see the usual type of entry. A couple co-workers are sitting right next to me.

Yeah, a bit shocked/embarrassed, yet curiously interesting. The side of Emily I didn't get to see.

But hey, don't worry about it too much. Maybe I should loan you one of my books, The Guide to Getting It On." I haven't gotten past the "self-help" section yet, but it's given me a few good ideas.
You may or may not want to look into it for such situation, but the book also references MANY other things involved with love, sex, etc. It was like, $20 at Barnes & Noble in C'burg when I got it.

And maybe you've got it worse because you've had sex and know what you're missing, but also think of those of us who've never been that far before (not because we're saving ourselves, but due to the total lack of opportunity). Now you understand why I had difficulty coming up with responses for the sex questions last time I was in B'burg...

Re: A bit from what I was expecting.... lady_kayara June 28 2005, 23:56:53 UTC

I have not have sex... I have just done everything else, so therefore I have a general idea. I can't imagine how bad it would be if I knew exactly what I was missing.

Pardon the mix-up elgoocho02 June 29 2005, 02:55:06 UTC

...especially considering a story we heard back at what-would-be-your apartment last time I was down there.

I also apologize for the fact that I forgot to turn of the italics after the book title. Now that I'm by it, I'll re-list it for the rest of your readers, in case they're interested in maybe picking up the 800-page behemoth for themselves. It's The Guide to Getting It On by Paul Joannides. It's funny, it's entertaining, and you just might learn something.

And no, I'm not going down to B'burg this weekend, but not like I was going to see you there anyways.

Re: A bit from what I was expecting.... blurgit July 5 2005, 01:26:35 UTC

lol! all i can suggest is to keep trying with the self gratification.

and yes, it does suck quite a bit when you do know what you're missing. 4 and a half months is too long...