'Kissed A Girl' Filk

[lady_rilwen]

Ever wondered what a song like this might sound like if given to a drow? Or a PPC Agent?
...Thought not.

Presenting Mazarun's take on the Katy Perry song 'I Kissed A Girl', because I somehow failed to be distracted long enough to avoid writing this.

Contains violence and potential disturbing weirdness.



You're not quite the foe that I once planned
Not my intention
But here I am, knife in hand
Here's my aggression
Well hey there, Mary Sue
Saw you coming along
I know just what to do
Know you don't belong

I knifed a Sue and I liked it
The feel of her glitter blood-spray
I knifed a Sue into quiet
Put her on a no-air diet
It felt so fun
It felt so right
Gonna loot her corpse tonight
I knifed a Sue and I liked it
I liked it

Well, you wanted uncanon fame
This way is better
Found out who in this fic to blame
Chose when to get her
I kill to
Fix canon
Sues in an unmarked grave
My Duty's my pleasure
Warranted prey

I knifed a Sue and I liked it
The feel of her glitter blood-spray
I knifed a Sue into quiet
Put her on a no-air diet
It felt so fun
It felt so right
Gonna loot her corpse tonight
I knifed a Sue and I liked it
I liked it

You and your special circumstance
Crawling into some 'hawt' guy's pants
You don't know plausible romance
Wouldn't if it bit you
Used up your very final chance

I knifed a Sue and I liked it
The feel of her glitter blood-spray
I knifed a Sue into quiet
Put her on a no-air diet
It felt so fun
It felt so right
Gonna loot her corpse tonight
I knifed a Sue and I liked it
I liked it