Hell In A Cell 2011. AKA Wow, when was the last time I cared?
I seriously can't care more for this PPV. No Ted, no confirmed Cody...I can't even be super excited for RKO/Henry and Cena/Punk/ADR, but we'll see how this goes, yes?
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That opening monologue by the Cell though.
> Creeper. Sounds like Freddy Kreuger.
> "There are no winners in Hell In A Cell! Only survivors!" Suddenly I remember why JR is awesome.
> So very glad it's not King on commentary.
> LKAJSDFLKJASDFLKJADSFLKJASDF "AWESOME TRUTH."
> HE HAS TICKETS, LAURINATIS OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL YOUR NAME. NO, YOU CAN'T THROW THEM OUT. NO. FUCK YOU. DON'T. FUCK. YOU. THEY HAVE TICKETS. BITCHEEEEEEEEEES.
> And then Sheamus comes out, and I'm completely diverted from Miz now.
Sheamus vs Christian
> OH LOOK YOU GUYS THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE. Too bad Randy's gonna be INSIDE a Cell and not outside to make love to said table.
> LOL JR.
> Dammit, Sheamus is fucking hot. WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A MATCH GOING ON?!
> KILL HIM, KING PAPA, KILL HIM.
> It always creeps me out when Booker says "This kid has been showing me something."
> RUN, CHRISTIAN, RUN!
> "BITCH-NESS."
> DO IT.
> ..........DAT KING PAPA TONGUE PORN THO. LKJASFLKJASDF.
> I'm just waiting for Sheamus's hair to fall already.
> Watch it, watch it...DAMMIT!
> OMG BB THAT WAS SO SMART U SO CLEVER SHEAMUS BB LKASJFLKAJDSF.
> I must say, Sheamus attacking while on his knees definitely sells the image that he's the one being bullied, despite being physically bigger than Sheamus. Good job.
> KILL HIM, KING PAPA, KILL HIM PART 2.
> "This is a fight!" DURRR, BOOKER. DURRRR.
> YOUR FACE, SIR.
> Also, Sheamus's thighs.
> Yeah, I'm just fangirling right now, don't mind me.
> NONONONONO YES YES YES YES YES.
> ...........OOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. >:O
> GET HIM! AWWWYIS.
> CHRISTIAN HURT SHEAMUS'S HAIR! >:O
> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH what a tornado DDT. D:
> GADDAMMET THAT KICK GOT HIM RIGHT IN THE KISSER.
> I see that scar on Sheamus's thigh, oh yes.
> Yeah, I want my face on Sheamus's thigh too, but not like that. o.O
> QUIT KICKING HIS FACE.
> SKIN THE CAT, KING PAPA. OH YES THERE IT IS. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
> LOL THAT CROWD.
> NONONONONONONOGETOFF--- Oh thank God.
> DO IT. DO IT DO IT DO IT. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! >:D
> lkajdflkjafdlkjafd SPEAR. D:
> ...Sheamus in post-coitus with me position.
> GET IN GET IN GET IN. That's what I said.
> OMFG I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT.
> Christian is dying.
> YE---NO CO---YES--NO---GET HI----FUCK YES.
> ...Was that as good for you as it was for me, Sheamus? >:D
> Sheamus's hair is falling, btw. Me gusta.
> DAT BACK BB OMG.
Matt Striker interviews Mark Henry
> And I go for a bathroom break.
Face Cara vs Heel Cara
> "Yo soy Sin Cara!" "No no no, yo SOY Sin Cara!" "YOU CAN BOTH BE SIN CARA'S OKAY, WE'LL CALL YOU MONOCHROME AND COMPLIMENTARY."
> This is just fun to watch just because they're flying all over the ring. And the Cara's using each other's moves on each other.
> Also: That goddamn lighting.
> LOL OMG WHAT A BOTCH COMPLIMENTARY CARA WAS A FOOT AWAY.
> "Sin Cara Black." That's MUCH better.
> "A groan tells a whole lot." MORE CREEPY BOOKER COMMENTARY.
> Okay, that was kind of cool, mostly because of the camera angle.
> "Mask area." MORE CREEPY BOOKER COMMENTARY.
> What a shot though.
> I do love Azul Cara's finisher.
Punk in the locker room, suddenly Blaine!Otunga.
> "Don't you have ambulances to be chasing right now?!"
> Oh, LAWYER!Otunga. NOW I get it.
> "Not IF. HOW."
> "VANISH." Oh look guys, new Punk GIF.
Oh look, Air Boom. I STILL HATE THE NAME.
> VICKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE.
> Ziggler's theme in my head: "I've an erection! ERECTION!"
> I still don't like Kofi.
> This match to me is just like, "HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN WWE HAD TAG TITLES?! THAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!"
> In this match really only for Evan and VIckie.
> Ziggler's hair tho.
> Suddenly Cole. o.O
> "Taggee" and "Tagger." The fuck, JR.
> DOLPH THEFUCK WITH THAT POSE.
> EEEW CAMERMAN NO EEEW DNW A SHOT OF KOFI'S ASS ALL UP IN MY SCREEN EEEEW.
> That was a slow-ass kick out.
> That was a damn beautiful standing moonsault.
> ZIG-ZAG AWWYEAH.
> LOL ROLL-UP.
> That was at LEAST a 4-count on the roll-up!
> Ziggler's hair checked out of this match 5 minutes ago.
> LOL KOFI.
> VICKIE IS NOT AMUSED, Y'ALL.
HIAC match for the WHC already? It's only match 3! >:O!
> "Hall Of Pain" is REALLY good marketing though.
> I seriously love the RKO. You can hit it anytime, anywhere, no setup needed.
> Champ out first? That's not usual.
> New Orleans clearly loves them some Randal.
> OMG, I'd forgotten Randy's only been in THREE HIAC matches before. o.O
> RELEASE THE DOVES! \_o__/
> The Scruff has been reduced to The 5 O'Clock Shadow. :(
> It's like Scott Armstrong is the only ref they have on the PPV tonight. o.O
> Is it just me, or are Randy's panties a little higher tonight? o.O
> "There are gonna be certain spurts..." That doesn't seem very PG to me.
> Dem shoulderz are pussies.
> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
> "Maybe those are Cody's panties." I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T.
> Someone should just break the door open and have Randy and Mark Henry climb up to the top. That would be AWESOME.
> They're taking it pretty slow, ain't they?
> HEY GUYS, REMEMBER WHEN RANDY TOTALLY JUGGLED THE STEEL STEPS IN HIS HIAC MATCH AGAINST CENA 2 YEARS AGO?!
> "Futuristic purgatory"?! IT'S HELL, JR, THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT.
> ................Ow.
> LOL AT RANDY HE'S ALL "FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M GETTING BACK IN THE RING, BITCHES."
> Headbutts are never wise. Both people come out losers with those things.
> Yeah, thrust those hips up, Randal, just like that...
> This is gonna hurt a lot...
> CLIMB SPIDERMAN. CLIIIIIIIIIMB.
> TEA-BAG! ...Somehow it's only sexy when it's Cena or Cody or Punk underneath there. o.O
> GUYS THE ENTIRE EARTH SHOOK AT THAT DDT I FELT IT ALL THE WAY OVER HERE.
> "That is a BUZZKILL!" I just died laughing, thank you Cole.
> "Hit it again, Randy!" MORE CREEPY BOOKER COMMENTARY.
> ORLY RNDY?!
> ...Knew it.
> Now would be a great time for Cody to come out and kill everyone and just declare himself King Of The WWE.
> Oh, we're not done, okay then.
> RUN RANDAL RUN. OR SLITHER. WHATEVER.
> It would be SO random if Ted came out and tried to make the save right now, but I'm just like, "SOMEONE SAVE THIS MAN!"
> LOL RANDY WOKE UP FROM A NIGHTMARE AND REALIZED THE NIGHTMARE WAS REAL.
> Big bad Mark Henry ran scared from A FREAKIN' STEEL CHAIR THAT ISN'T EVEN ACTUALLY MADE OF STEEL. Okay then.
> "Randy Orton has lost it!" I don't think he ever actually found it after the first time he lost it, yo.
> ...Your face tho. :O
CODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
> I smell DiBiase already. Yes. RAWR.
> Because you can really see our hideous features through our TV, Cody, yes.
> ......OMG HE'S DEBUTING A NEW INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE.
> That moment when I adore the way Cody says "VELVET."
> ......IT'S THE CLASSIC IC TITLE KJASFLKASDFLKAJDF I CAN'T EVEN.
> GODDAMN HE LOOKS GOOD.
> TED PLZ---- Fuck you, Johnny Ace!
> ..........FUCK YES. FUCK YES. FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEES.
> ...RI...RIGHT NOW?! ...NOW?! ....FUCK YOU NOT YOU! D:!
> Here I am literally shaking with excitement coz I'm like, "YES TED PLZ OMFG" but NOOOOOOOOOOOO it's John Fucking Morrison. TALK ABOUT A FUCKING BUZZKILL. THERE GOES MY FUCKING BONER. I WASN'T DONE WITH THAT, BITCHES, OMG! >:O!
> Cody wrestling in a suit tho.
> CHIPPENDALE!CODY. I APPROVE.
> Would be so much sexier if that was Ted who had stripped him, but okay.
> Look at those slacks stretching around Cody's thigh, mayne.
> HERBAL TEA.
> Morrison, was it REALLY necessary for you to bend your head? Coz that looked more like you were RIMMING him than PINNING him.
> IF JOMO WINS, I RIOT.
> ...Damn you, C4, must you look so cool.
> GET HIM! Good job, Codes.
> ...........DAMMITALLTOHELLINACELL.
> YES. FUCKING YES. CONSOLATION FOR THE LACK OF TED. I AM GOOD WITH THIS.
> I FIND THE LACK OF TED DISTURBING. #DarthMarciana
Beth Phoenix vs Kelly Kelly.
> If Beth still doesn't win, I swear to GOD.
> Who dat with K2? Is that Eve? GODDAMN SHE'S HOT.
> Shocking pink spankies, and stockings. Pretty sure I've seen a porno like this once.
> LOL NATALYA.
> "Eve Torres. Shucky ducky quack quack!" SAME.
> That moment when I wish Beth was REALLY connecting with those punches.
> OMG THE WAY BETH "LOLNOPED" THAT BULLDOG.
> DOOD K2'S IMPLANTS MAY HAVE JUST BURST RIGHT THERE.
> Pretty sure K2 stole that from Jillian Hall...
> Eve vs Natalya? I approve.
> EVERYBODY IS WEARING PINK IN THIS MATCH.
> Also: Sup, Black Ref.
> LOL bai bai Kelly.
> "Scream, Kelly, scream!" ...This just turned into a porno.
> ...THAT WAS AWESOME.
> THANK YOU GOD. FINALLY. JEEBUS.
> All the victory sex if Punk wins the Championship tonight too. XDDDDDD
> I still effing hate that belt, btw.
> LET'S EVERYBODY JUST CRY OKAY.
First ever Triple Threat HIAC match.
> GUYS WTF RICARDO IS IN THE CELL TOO. O.O
> Senor, silver is a good color on you.
> Ricardo Rodriguez >>>>> Michael Buffer.
> Yeah, because scarves are totes bad-ass.
> Punk plz.
> I'm just glad the "IT'S CLOBBERING TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!" is back.
> Okay, we got some Cenation up in New Orleans, I'm good.
> The Cell just LOLNOPE'd Cena's run. XDDDDDDDDD
> Punk or Cena k.
> WHY IS THAT A RECORD THO.
> If Cena and Punk gang up on ADR, I am going to laugh SO hard.
> LOL ADR is in "Damned if you do, damned if you don't" land.
> SAVE HIM JOHN SAVE HIM.
> SAVE HIM PUNK SAVE HIM.
> LOL CENA. "MOVE PUNK GET OUT DA WAY."
> QUITCHO BITCHING JOHN-JOHN.
> That's what you get. XDDDDDDDDD
> John's "ORLY" face.
> Punk is a ballet dancer. #Fact
> .....And John pushed himself out of the ring.
> ....................OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. In other news: What a spot!
> ADR Crotch shot. There you go, fangirls.
> And chant battle. For neither of the men who are actually wrestling right now.
> That's either "Cena sucks" or "CM Punk."
> LOL GUYS NEW PUNK "COME AT ME BRO" GIF.
> ......wat.
> 5MOD.
> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
> OHWHADAHAYULL!
> Punk's bleeding already? O.o
> Would you like a side order of broken table wood with that giant serving of pain?
> LE OOOOOOOOOOOOW.
> INCOMI----Never mind.
> LOL RIP CHAIR.
> Oh the things I could do to you, upside down John Cena.
> John's assbutt.
> ADR's assbutt.
> DROP DAT LE---Never mind.
> "HEY HE GOT HIM HEY HE GOT HIM HEY HE GOT HIM nohedidn't." SAME.
> That is a nice shot from the nosebleeds.
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOL AWESOME CAMERA WORK, I didn't even know John was back. XDDDDDDDDD
> Cena's jazz hands, y'all.
> Ricardo is fanning ADR back to life. #OKAYTHEN
> ADR, I don't think Randy would appreciate the way you grabbed at John's jorts like that. #CentonShippingAllDayEveryday
> WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA, where did ADR land?! :O
> CLOSE.
> YAYPUNK.
> ADR tho.
> Knew it.
> "Marciana would've killed to have been that chair between Punk and Cena." - a tweet to me. TROOF.
> DAT ELBOW.
> 5MOD REDUX.
> That was obv---OH LOOK A TABLE.
> TAP PUTA TAP.
> WAT. RICARDO JUST KILLED THE REF.
> LOL WHY ARE YOU OUT OF THE CELL THOUGH BAI BAI TITLE.
> PUNK PLZ.
> Unless we can get Spiderjohn. That would be HILARIOUS.
> WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE?! LEGACY DID IT TO TRIPLE H AND THEN VICE VERSA IN 2009! FUCKER.
> LOL. Oh John-John.
> Um.
> SPIDERJOHN. COME ON, JUST DO IT, JOHN.
> DOOD CENA TRIED TO WARN PUNK. MY OVARIES JUST DIED.
> ...Well okay then.
> KILL HIM CENA KILL HIM.
> OH LOOK, AWESOME TRUTH.
> WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. OH HEY CODY WUSSUP. OH HEY SHEAMUS. I LOVE THIS. EVERYBODY'S OUT. AND THERE'S NO CAMERA.
> LOOOOOOOOOOL RIOT.
> SPIDERGUYS. LET'S GO, PEEPS.
> I'd love it if Randal was out there too, just like, "OMG GET AWAY FROM MY MAN."
> OMG I SAW TED.
> .............ooooooooooooooooooooooooooookaythen.
> ...Miz getting cuffed. I actually am a little turned on right now.
> I SEE YOU THERE, TED.
> LOL WHOA TRIPLE H.
> ZACK RYDER TOO.
> KILL JOHNNY ACE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
> RILEY, MAN.
> HEY TED, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY.
> Yeah, nothing else matters. Ted's there. I'm gooooooooooood.
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PHEW.
Love Lots And God Bless!
~ MARCIANA ~
http://twitter.com/MochacianaMarch
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That opening monologue by the Cell though.
> Creeper. Sounds like Freddy Kreuger.
> "There are no winners in Hell In A Cell! Only survivors!" Suddenly I remember why JR is awesome.
> So very glad it's not King on commentary.
> LKAJSDFLKJASDFLKJADSFLKJASDF "AWESOME TRUTH."
> HE HAS TICKETS, LAURINATIS OR HOWEVER YOU SPELL YOUR NAME. NO, YOU CAN'T THROW THEM OUT. NO. FUCK YOU. DON'T. FUCK. YOU. THEY HAVE TICKETS. BITCHEEEEEEEEEES.
> And then Sheamus comes out, and I'm completely diverted from Miz now.
Sheamus vs Christian
> OH LOOK YOU GUYS THE SPANISH ANNOUNCE TABLE. Too bad Randy's gonna be INSIDE a Cell and not outside to make love to said table.
> LOL JR.
> Dammit, Sheamus is fucking hot. WAIT, WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S A MATCH GOING ON?!
> KILL HIM, KING PAPA, KILL HIM.
> It always creeps me out when Booker says "This kid has been showing me something."
> RUN, CHRISTIAN, RUN!
> "BITCH-NESS."
> DO IT.
> ..........DAT KING PAPA TONGUE PORN THO. LKJASFLKJASDF.
> I'm just waiting for Sheamus's hair to fall already.
> Watch it, watch it...DAMMIT!
> OMG BB THAT WAS SO SMART U SO CLEVER SHEAMUS BB LKASJFLKAJDSF.
> I must say, Sheamus attacking while on his knees definitely sells the image that he's the one being bullied, despite being physically bigger than Sheamus. Good job.
> KILL HIM, KING PAPA, KILL HIM PART 2.
> "This is a fight!" DURRR, BOOKER. DURRRR.
> YOUR FACE, SIR.
> Also, Sheamus's thighs.
> Yeah, I'm just fangirling right now, don't mind me.
> NONONONONO YES YES YES YES YES.
> ...........OOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. >:O
> GET HIM! AWWWYIS.
> CHRISTIAN HURT SHEAMUS'S HAIR! >:O
> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH what a tornado DDT. D:
> GADDAMMET THAT KICK GOT HIM RIGHT IN THE KISSER.
> I see that scar on Sheamus's thigh, oh yes.
> Yeah, I want my face on Sheamus's thigh too, but not like that. o.O
> QUIT KICKING HIS FACE.
> SKIN THE CAT, KING PAPA. OH YES THERE IT IS. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
> LOL THAT CROWD.
> NONONONONONONOGETOFF--- Oh thank God.
> DO IT. DO IT DO IT DO IT. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! >:D
> lkajdflkjafdlkjafd SPEAR. D:
> ...Sheamus in post-coitus with me position.
> GET IN GET IN GET IN. That's what I said.
> OMFG I THOUGHT THAT WAS IT.
> Christian is dying.
> YE---NO CO---YES--NO---GET HI----FUCK YES.
> ...Was that as good for you as it was for me, Sheamus? >:D
> Sheamus's hair is falling, btw. Me gusta.
> DAT BACK BB OMG.
Matt Striker interviews Mark Henry
> And I go for a bathroom break.
Face Cara vs Heel Cara
> "Yo soy Sin Cara!" "No no no, yo SOY Sin Cara!" "YOU CAN BOTH BE SIN CARA'S OKAY, WE'LL CALL YOU MONOCHROME AND COMPLIMENTARY."
> This is just fun to watch just because they're flying all over the ring. And the Cara's using each other's moves on each other.
> Also: That goddamn lighting.
> LOL OMG WHAT A BOTCH COMPLIMENTARY CARA WAS A FOOT AWAY.
> "Sin Cara Black." That's MUCH better.
> "A groan tells a whole lot." MORE CREEPY BOOKER COMMENTARY.
> Okay, that was kind of cool, mostly because of the camera angle.
> "Mask area." MORE CREEPY BOOKER COMMENTARY.
> What a shot though.
> I do love Azul Cara's finisher.
Punk in the locker room, suddenly Blaine!Otunga.
> "Don't you have ambulances to be chasing right now?!"
> Oh, LAWYER!Otunga. NOW I get it.
> "Not IF. HOW."
> "VANISH." Oh look guys, new Punk GIF.
Oh look, Air Boom. I STILL HATE THE NAME.
> VICKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE.
> Ziggler's theme in my head: "I've an erection! ERECTION!"
> I still don't like Kofi.
> This match to me is just like, "HEY GUYS REMEMBER WHEN WWE HAD TAG TITLES?! THAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!"
> In this match really only for Evan and VIckie.
> Ziggler's hair tho.
> Suddenly Cole. o.O
> "Taggee" and "Tagger." The fuck, JR.
> DOLPH THEFUCK WITH THAT POSE.
> EEEW CAMERMAN NO EEEW DNW A SHOT OF KOFI'S ASS ALL UP IN MY SCREEN EEEEW.
> That was a slow-ass kick out.
> That was a damn beautiful standing moonsault.
> ZIG-ZAG AWWYEAH.
> LOL ROLL-UP.
> That was at LEAST a 4-count on the roll-up!
> Ziggler's hair checked out of this match 5 minutes ago.
> LOL KOFI.
> VICKIE IS NOT AMUSED, Y'ALL.
HIAC match for the WHC already? It's only match 3! >:O!
> "Hall Of Pain" is REALLY good marketing though.
> I seriously love the RKO. You can hit it anytime, anywhere, no setup needed.
> Champ out first? That's not usual.
> New Orleans clearly loves them some Randal.
> OMG, I'd forgotten Randy's only been in THREE HIAC matches before. o.O
> RELEASE THE DOVES! \_o__/
> The Scruff has been reduced to The 5 O'Clock Shadow. :(
> It's like Scott Armstrong is the only ref they have on the PPV tonight. o.O
> Is it just me, or are Randy's panties a little higher tonight? o.O
> "There are gonna be certain spurts..." That doesn't seem very PG to me.
> Dem shoulderz are pussies.
> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
> "Maybe those are Cody's panties." I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN'T.
> Someone should just break the door open and have Randy and Mark Henry climb up to the top. That would be AWESOME.
> They're taking it pretty slow, ain't they?
> HEY GUYS, REMEMBER WHEN RANDY TOTALLY JUGGLED THE STEEL STEPS IN HIS HIAC MATCH AGAINST CENA 2 YEARS AGO?!
> "Futuristic purgatory"?! IT'S HELL, JR, THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT.
> ................Ow.
> LOL AT RANDY HE'S ALL "FUCK THIS SHIT, I'M GETTING BACK IN THE RING, BITCHES."
> Headbutts are never wise. Both people come out losers with those things.
> Yeah, thrust those hips up, Randal, just like that...
> This is gonna hurt a lot...
> CLIMB SPIDERMAN. CLIIIIIIIIIMB.
> TEA-BAG! ...Somehow it's only sexy when it's Cena or Cody or Punk underneath there. o.O
> GUYS THE ENTIRE EARTH SHOOK AT THAT DDT I FELT IT ALL THE WAY OVER HERE.
> "That is a BUZZKILL!" I just died laughing, thank you Cole.
> "Hit it again, Randy!" MORE CREEPY BOOKER COMMENTARY.
> ORLY RNDY?!
> ...Knew it.
> Now would be a great time for Cody to come out and kill everyone and just declare himself King Of The WWE.
> Oh, we're not done, okay then.
> RUN RANDAL RUN. OR SLITHER. WHATEVER.
> It would be SO random if Ted came out and tried to make the save right now, but I'm just like, "SOMEONE SAVE THIS MAN!"
> LOL RANDY WOKE UP FROM A NIGHTMARE AND REALIZED THE NIGHTMARE WAS REAL.
> Big bad Mark Henry ran scared from A FREAKIN' STEEL CHAIR THAT ISN'T EVEN ACTUALLY MADE OF STEEL. Okay then.
> "Randy Orton has lost it!" I don't think he ever actually found it after the first time he lost it, yo.
> ...Your face tho. :O
CODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.
> I smell DiBiase already. Yes. RAWR.
> Because you can really see our hideous features through our TV, Cody, yes.
> ......OMG HE'S DEBUTING A NEW INTERCONTINENTAL TITLE.
> That moment when I adore the way Cody says "VELVET."
> ......IT'S THE CLASSIC IC TITLE KJASFLKASDFLKAJDF I CAN'T EVEN.
> GODDAMN HE LOOKS GOOD.
> TED PLZ---- Fuck you, Johnny Ace!
> ..........FUCK YES. FUCK YES. FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEES.
> ...RI...RIGHT NOW?! ...NOW?! ....FUCK YOU NOT YOU! D:!
> Here I am literally shaking with excitement coz I'm like, "YES TED PLZ OMFG" but NOOOOOOOOOOOO it's John Fucking Morrison. TALK ABOUT A FUCKING BUZZKILL. THERE GOES MY FUCKING BONER. I WASN'T DONE WITH THAT, BITCHES, OMG! >:O!
> Cody wrestling in a suit tho.
> CHIPPENDALE!CODY. I APPROVE.
> Would be so much sexier if that was Ted who had stripped him, but okay.
> Look at those slacks stretching around Cody's thigh, mayne.
> HERBAL TEA.
> Morrison, was it REALLY necessary for you to bend your head? Coz that looked more like you were RIMMING him than PINNING him.
> IF JOMO WINS, I RIOT.
> ...Damn you, C4, must you look so cool.
> GET HIM! Good job, Codes.
> ...........DAMMITALLTOHELLINACELL.
> YES. FUCKING YES. CONSOLATION FOR THE LACK OF TED. I AM GOOD WITH THIS.
> I FIND THE LACK OF TED DISTURBING. #DarthMarciana
Beth Phoenix vs Kelly Kelly.
> If Beth still doesn't win, I swear to GOD.
> Who dat with K2? Is that Eve? GODDAMN SHE'S HOT.
> Shocking pink spankies, and stockings. Pretty sure I've seen a porno like this once.
> LOL NATALYA.
> "Eve Torres. Shucky ducky quack quack!" SAME.
> That moment when I wish Beth was REALLY connecting with those punches.
> OMG THE WAY BETH "LOLNOPED" THAT BULLDOG.
> DOOD K2'S IMPLANTS MAY HAVE JUST BURST RIGHT THERE.
> Pretty sure K2 stole that from Jillian Hall...
> Eve vs Natalya? I approve.
> EVERYBODY IS WEARING PINK IN THIS MATCH.
> Also: Sup, Black Ref.
> LOL bai bai Kelly.
> "Scream, Kelly, scream!" ...This just turned into a porno.
> ...THAT WAS AWESOME.
> THANK YOU GOD. FINALLY. JEEBUS.
> All the victory sex if Punk wins the Championship tonight too. XDDDDDD
> I still effing hate that belt, btw.
> LET'S EVERYBODY JUST CRY OKAY.
First ever Triple Threat HIAC match.
> GUYS WTF RICARDO IS IN THE CELL TOO. O.O
> Senor, silver is a good color on you.
> Ricardo Rodriguez >>>>> Michael Buffer.
> Yeah, because scarves are totes bad-ass.
> Punk plz.
> I'm just glad the "IT'S CLOBBERING TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!" is back.
> Okay, we got some Cenation up in New Orleans, I'm good.
> The Cell just LOLNOPE'd Cena's run. XDDDDDDDDD
> Punk or Cena k.
> WHY IS THAT A RECORD THO.
> If Cena and Punk gang up on ADR, I am going to laugh SO hard.
> LOL ADR is in "Damned if you do, damned if you don't" land.
> SAVE HIM JOHN SAVE HIM.
> SAVE HIM PUNK SAVE HIM.
> LOL CENA. "MOVE PUNK GET OUT DA WAY."
> QUITCHO BITCHING JOHN-JOHN.
> That's what you get. XDDDDDDDDD
> John's "ORLY" face.
> Punk is a ballet dancer. #Fact
> .....And John pushed himself out of the ring.
> ....................OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. In other news: What a spot!
> ADR Crotch shot. There you go, fangirls.
> And chant battle. For neither of the men who are actually wrestling right now.
> That's either "Cena sucks" or "CM Punk."
> LOL GUYS NEW PUNK "COME AT ME BRO" GIF.
> ......wat.
> 5MOD.
> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
> OHWHADAHAYULL!
> Punk's bleeding already? O.o
> Would you like a side order of broken table wood with that giant serving of pain?
> LE OOOOOOOOOOOOW.
> INCOMI----Never mind.
> LOL RIP CHAIR.
> Oh the things I could do to you, upside down John Cena.
> John's assbutt.
> ADR's assbutt.
> DROP DAT LE---Never mind.
> "HEY HE GOT HIM HEY HE GOT HIM HEY HE GOT HIM nohedidn't." SAME.
> That is a nice shot from the nosebleeds.
> LOOOOOOOOOOOOL AWESOME CAMERA WORK, I didn't even know John was back. XDDDDDDDDD
> Cena's jazz hands, y'all.
> Ricardo is fanning ADR back to life. #OKAYTHEN
> ADR, I don't think Randy would appreciate the way you grabbed at John's jorts like that. #CentonShippingAllDayEveryday
> WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA, where did ADR land?! :O
> CLOSE.
> YAYPUNK.
> ADR tho.
> Knew it.
> "Marciana would've killed to have been that chair between Punk and Cena." - a tweet to me. TROOF.
> DAT ELBOW.
> 5MOD REDUX.
> That was obv---OH LOOK A TABLE.
> TAP PUTA TAP.
> WAT. RICARDO JUST KILLED THE REF.
> LOL WHY ARE YOU OUT OF THE CELL THOUGH BAI BAI TITLE.
> PUNK PLZ.
> Unless we can get Spiderjohn. That would be HILARIOUS.
> WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE?! LEGACY DID IT TO TRIPLE H AND THEN VICE VERSA IN 2009! FUCKER.
> LOL. Oh John-John.
> Um.
> SPIDERJOHN. COME ON, JUST DO IT, JOHN.
> DOOD CENA TRIED TO WARN PUNK. MY OVARIES JUST DIED.
> ...Well okay then.
> KILL HIM CENA KILL HIM.
> OH LOOK, AWESOME TRUTH.
> WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. OH HEY CODY WUSSUP. OH HEY SHEAMUS. I LOVE THIS. EVERYBODY'S OUT. AND THERE'S NO CAMERA.
> LOOOOOOOOOOL RIOT.
> SPIDERGUYS. LET'S GO, PEEPS.
> I'd love it if Randal was out there too, just like, "OMG GET AWAY FROM MY MAN."
> OMG I SAW TED.
> .............ooooooooooooooooooooooooooookaythen.
> ...Miz getting cuffed. I actually am a little turned on right now.
> I SEE YOU THERE, TED.
> LOL WHOA TRIPLE H.
> ZACK RYDER TOO.
> KILL JOHNNY ACE WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
> RILEY, MAN.
> HEY TED, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY.
> Yeah, nothing else matters. Ted's there. I'm gooooooooooood.
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PHEW.
Love Lots And God Bless!
~ MARCIANA ~
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