Ever wonder just what to say to those pro-gays to make them see the error of their wicked ways?

Jun 13, 2007 14:05


Well, here's something that might help. Not only does the following explain in plain English why gay marriages shouldn't be allowed - it also has non-gay normative language built into the reasoning! And that's always hilarious.

C'mon: find out the links between gayness and polyester, or just why gay marriages f*cks with the respect for Britney ( Read more... )

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lady_tongue June 13 2007, 21:07:10 UTC
I laughed a lot at it, anyway. :-D

And no, news like those have never reached my unprepared ear! What "gay bombs"? How do they work? By turning everyone gay, or making all the gays straight? *am curious*

I, for one, see upsides with both approaches (though not necessarily simultaneously - that'd just be really, really, confusing... or would result in everyone being bisexual, which come to think of it, isn't confusing at all. AND allows you twice the chance of scoring on a given Saturday night).

If everyone turned gay - and still remembered their previous, straight life - that'd pretty much be the end of prejudices and discrimination against gays (except the really hardcore gay haters, then, but they'd probably kill themselves over it, anyway. Or so I like to believe).

If all the gays turned straight - it'd be the end of culture, as we know it. And also goodbye to diversity. And the upside of that, is, obviously... wait... there may indeed be no upside to that. Sorry, my bad.

*grins*

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