I hate him because he's obnoxious and his commercials suck, not because he's a caveman.

[ladyamberjo]

I had a dream that I was some sort of knight, and Alton Brown was a wizard training me to compete in Iron Chef America, the title of which was much more literal given the combatants wore armor. It all took place at a Piercing Pagoda at the mall, for some reason

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[insaneladybug]

LOL. What a bizarre, cracky, amusing dream, especially the first part. Iron Chef being taken literally ... too priceless.

I'm not sure I'm familiar with the Geico caveman. I know the gecko and the talking money and that guy in a suit. There's one Geico commercial that he hosts that parodies the famous car chase from Bullitt, which I am always amused to see. It has a dog and a cat driving the two cars. "Can Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Do dogs chase cats?"

[ladyamberjo]

The Master Alton appears in dreams to train would-be chef-knights and battle zombies, apparently.

The caveman commercials are ones where somebody talks about the money you could save by switching to Geico, and somebody inevitably comments it's "so easy, a caveman could do it!" and then a modern-day caveman shows up and throws a fit, and it's all treated the same as telling ethnic jokes, basically, but the caveman is so obnoxious it was hard to even find the first batch of commercials funny, and they just made more and more and more of them.

...my favorite Geico commercial is the "is the pen mightier than the sword?" one.

[insaneladybug]

LOL.

That does sound annoying! I definitely don't remember seeing any of those.

I think I've seen that one! It amused me a great deal.

[ladyamberjo]

Hopefully he will train me in the ways of culinary combat, so that I may defeat my archnemesis Bobby Flay in battle.

They suck. They're just awful.

The little piggie that goes whee-whee-whee all the way home is good, too.