Death of a Cantaloupe

[ladyamongbards]

 Last night my friend Chet and I were talking.  In our college, the dorms are clustered into suites.  Each suite contains six dorm rooms, two private bathroom, a common area and a kitchen.  We were in the kitchen of his suite when we noticed an odd smell

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[red_rogue_zero]

I've got a lo-ve-ly bunch o' Cantaloupes
There they are a-standin' in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer 'ead!
Give 'em a twist, flick o' the wrist,
That's what the showman said.