*sings*

[ladyana]

A canner extreemely canny, one morning remarked to his granny, "A canner can can anything that he can but a canner can't can a can can he?"

Ay ay ay ay! In China they never grow chili! So sing me another verse that's worse than the first verse, make sure that it's foolish and silly!

(Continue... if you dare. :) Or if you know the song, that

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Tongue twisters!

[papyruskat]

*giggles* I'll go tradition, thankee muchly!

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."

So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

There's another about "pheasant pluckers" that, when said too quickly, all too easily because "pleasant..." Erm. Yeah. *blush*

What fun!

*giggle*

[justincrywolf]

A man of the bible once swore
An alien had come to his door.
He went to the sink
Where he had a quick drink
And then widdled all over the floor!