I'm afraid of the quiet: when im alone, yesh ( Read more... )

One day a mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office ( Read more... )

satans souls ( Read more... )

simple response to telemarketer ( Read more... )

man who loved baked beans ( Read more... )

heres what happened on my interesting day out.... i went to run errands with my momma and then i went shopping at eblens to use up the rest of my gift card. got a shirt that says "im broke" which is soo true. then we went home. i ate and took a nap. then i woke up. but heres the interesting stuff... while we were on the highway, i saw a license ( Read more... )

yesterday i somehow got a "jesus rug" in the mail. apparently i had to kneel on it and pray. pray? whats that? instead it touched my moms knees and back and my brothers ass. yeah. thats right. he wiped his ass with the "jesus rug". the letter said if i sent it back, i would receive a lovely, spiritual and free gift that i would apparently love. i ( Read more... )

yeah. i dont really have much to write ( Read more... )

my dumb furnace broke last night and i had to sleep upstairs cuz its warmer up here....*sigh* but its all over now and were just waiting on the dumb furnace man to come and fix it....grrr... I WANT A SHOWER DAMN IT!

so yeah, last night was awesome. went out with some friends and it turns out josh is goin to jail in a couple weeks for robbing a liquor store. *dumbass* so of course i have to spend time with him before he leaves for three year. *sob* he promised he would write to me if i sent him dirty pics. *right* either way, i know hell write. its bad enough ( Read more... )