(no subject)
RED
===
1. What's your favorite kind of apple? Granny Smith
2. Strawberry shortcake or strawberry ice cream? Ice Cream
3. Stop signs - how many sides do they have [don't cheat]? 8
4. Have you ever been pulled over by a cop? Yes. No tickets.
5. Do you run stop lights? Not on purpose. And when you do, you kiss your fingers and touch them to the top of your car. Why? I don't know why. You just do.
======
ORANGE
======
1. Orange juice or orange smoothee? OJ
2. Do you like Orange Julius? Don't care...
3. Make up a word that rhymes with orange and define it: Florange. The lady that worked at Mel's Diner.
4. What was the name of the orangish Care Bear? Bite my ass bear?
5. Do you like orange marmalade? Not really.
======
YELLOW
======
1. Do you prefer sunny days or rainy days? Depends. Usually rainy because I'm allergic to the sun.
2. Do you like lemon cake or lemon meringue pie more? Neither. Blegh.
3. Do you run yellow lights? Most days.
4. What's your favorite yellowish flower? Daisy.
5. Do you like yellow or pink lemonade more? Pink
=====
GREEN
=====
1. What's your favorite green plant/shrub/tree? Pothos
2. What does green make you think of? Life
3. Do you turn green when you're nauseous? Nope, I tend to go blue/white.
4. Why aren't there any green mammals? Not enough dye in the world?
5. What's more nauseating - lime green or olive green? Olive.
====
BLUE
====
1. Do you like blues music? Sure.
2. Does the color blue make you sad? Not usually.
3. Why is the sky blue? Why are my jeans blue?
5. Are bluebirds and bluejays the same thing? No, they are not. Bluebirds are thrushes (small type of bird) and are classified as Sialia. Bluejays are classified as Cyanocitta. OMG. I am such a geek.
======
PURPLE
======
1. Is Tinky Winky your favorite Teletubby? Not really.
2. Why do so many old people wear purple? Do they?
3. Do you know a guy who wears purple or pinkish purple? Yes.
4. Have you or anyone you know ever had purple hair? Yes.