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[ladybugadria]

In order to prevent long lines and missed work from long lines at the polls tomorrow the United States Government has issued an official statement that Republicans should vote on Tuesday and Democrats should vote on Wednesday. This should also prevent any controversy or disorderly conduct at the polling places.

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[kuroshii]

this would be funny except...there was an official-looking document saying this exact thing, distributed house to house in several towns in western virginia two weeks ago.