Beware of KHR AU that came to Ewim and myself WAY TOO EASILY. Also I will state again that I have the most unhealthy obsession with Gokudera (and 5927). Just...getting that out there now.
-while talking about how Ryohei gets hardly ANY LOVE from canon AND fanon-
Me (1:46:48 AM): fff...such a gay sweater ;w;
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Nire-chan (1:46:54 AM): LMAO
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Nire-chan (1:47:07 AM): he reminds me of... uhm... shit
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Nire-chan (1:47:11 AM): I forget his name
Me (1:47:16 AM): it doesn't seem like his style at all either xD
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Nire-chan (1:47:20 AM): MR RODGERS!
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Nire-chan (1:47:32 AM): It can be MR. RYOHEIS EXTREME NEIGHBORHOOD
Me (1:47:34 AM): xD that's who I thought you were trying to remember
Me (1:47:38 AM): xD oh gods
Me (1:47:55 AM): him as a kid's show host...
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Nire-chan (1:48:15 AM): lmao that would be awesome
Me (1:48:16 AM): that reminds me of that post I showed you of him as a kindergarten teacher xD
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Nire-chan (1:48:28 AM): wasnt that Gokudera?
Me (1:48:39 AM): E is for EXTREME like BOXING U is for...ULTIMATELY I DO NOT REMEMBER
Me (1:48:41 AM): and so on lol
Me (1:48:49 AM): xD
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Nire-chan (1:48:49 AM): OOOO
Me (1:48:50 AM): no
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Nire-chan (1:48:50 AM): ya
Me (1:49:00 AM): gods I laughed so hard at that entry
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Nire-chan (1:49:19 AM): Him and Gokudera as kindergarten teachers
Me (1:49:30 AM): xD
Me (1:49:56 AM): the shit Gokudera can pull out of his ass... He'd probably be above most COLLEGE students' heads
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Nire-chan (1:50:12 AM): Ryohei: X is for EXTREME!
kid: But I though E was for extreme..
Gokudera: WHO SAID YOU CAN TALK!? -bomb-
Me (1:50:22 AM): xD;;;
Me (1:50:36 AM): this just makes me want to see an elementary school AU
Me (1:50:42 AM): where they're all faculty
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Nire-chan (1:51:11 AM): LMAO Yamamoto: Its time for recess who wants to play catch!
Kids: .... D:... -cower-
Me (1:51:19 AM): xD
Me (1:51:23 AM): poor kids
Me (1:51:28 AM): and poor Yama who never gets to play then
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Nire-chan (1:51:37 AM): xD
Me (1:51:37 AM): because everyone's afraid of him...
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Nire-chan (1:52:00 AM): man those kids would be afraid of ALL the teachers
Me (1:52:05 AM): hahah
Me (1:52:10 AM): except for maybe Lambo xD
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Nire-chan (1:52:12 AM): Ryohei: Today we are gonna learn to WRESTLE BEARS TO THE EXTREME!!!
Me (1:52:14 AM): which I find amusing
Me (1:52:36 AM): Principal Tsuna: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
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Nire-chan (1:52:38 AM): Lambo: One plus one is ONE! .. DONT TOUCH MY CANDY!!!! -bazooka-
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Nire-chan (1:53:03 AM): Id be afraid of lambo too
Me (1:53:09 AM): xD I was thinking Ten/TwentyYL Lambo lol
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Nire-chan (1:53:16 AM): Oh.... still
Me (1:53:19 AM): hahah
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Nire-chan (1:53:47 AM): Hibari: Shut up before I bite you all to death.
Kids: ..... 8c....
Me (1:54:08 AM): Then he wonders why no one ever answers any questions he asks them lol
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Nire-chan (1:54:14 AM): Hibari: Lets play a game... Im gonna go to sleep and the one who wakes me up... gets bitten to death
Me (1:54:20 AM): xD
Me (1:54:45 AM): Mukuro and Chrome's class wouldn't know which is their actual teacher and wonders if they just get the same two subs all of the time...randomly
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Nire-chan (1:55:02 AM): xD
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Nire-chan (1:55:06 AM): Chrome would be an alright teacher
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Nire-chan (1:55:20 AM): unless she brought Ken and Kakipi with her
Me (1:55:23 AM): but the class wouldn't listen to her probably so Mukuro would be used to keep them in line xD
Me (1:55:39 AM): hahah or them
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Nire-chan (1:56:40 AM): Ken: WERE YOUR TEACHERS FROM NOW ON! Dont listen to this dumb chick!
kids: ... you smell...
Ken: D8< -gorilla form-
Me (1:56:50 AM): don't know if Ryohei being the gym teacher or one of the regular ones would be more amusing xD and Gokudera as the Music teacher LOL
Me (1:56:59 AM): xD
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Nire-chan (1:57:01 AM): LMAO
Me (1:57:22 AM): Tsuna would be stuck as the principal of this lot xD
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Nire-chan (1:57:34 AM): LMAO... Bianchi... could help
Me (1:57:47 AM): and can't forget Nurse Doctor Shamal xD
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Nire-chan (1:57:51 AM): lmao
Me (1:57:53 AM): the school cook LOL
Me (1:58:06 AM): as if school food wasn't usually bad enough already
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Nire-chan (1:58:11 AM): best school ever
Me (1:58:13 AM): xD
Me (1:59:12 AM): Dino could be (stuck being) a co-teacher with Hibari's class xD One teaches like...math, science, and history and such, and the other has other subjects xD
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Nire-chan (1:59:15 AM): Reborn would go there randomly asking questions to see if he can train anyone worthy
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Nire-chan (1:59:15 AM): throw bombs of they get something wrong
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Nire-chan (1:59:23 AM): LMAO
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Nire-chan (1:59:37 AM): Hed probably like... just keep falling over
Me (2:00:02 AM): or Dino could be the gym teacher but sucks unless his assistant Romario is there, the kids won't learn anything otherwise and would end up seeing School Doctor Shamal who wouldn't do anything to help them this is all coming WAY TOO EASILY LOL
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Nire-chan (2:00:14 AM): XD
Me (2:00:36 AM): xD *LOLING SO BAD AGAIN*
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Nire-chan (2:00:40 AM): little boy: ;-; I think my arm broke
Shamal: I dont treat boys... -_-
Me (2:00:44 AM): xD;;
Me (2:00:46 AM): yes
Me (2:00:48 AM): exactly
Me (2:01:33 AM): or Reborn could be one of those frequent subs no one wants xD
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Nire-chan (2:01:40 AM): XD
Me (2:01:44 AM): him and Collonelo and Lal
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Nire-chan (2:01:47 AM): he causes teachers to not be there
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Nire-chan (2:01:50 AM): when hes bored
Me (2:02:01 AM): Colonnelo? fff I forget how to spell it properly now
Me (2:02:09 AM): xD yes
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Nire-chan (2:02:09 AM): Colonnello?
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Nire-chan (2:02:18 AM): his name is always spelled differently
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Nire-chan (2:02:19 AM): XD
Me (2:02:21 AM): xD I know
Me (2:02:46 AM): but, yeah, wtf this is all coming WAY too easily
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Nire-chan (2:02:54 AM): Lal would compete with Reborn on who can teach their kids more violently
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Nire-chan (2:03:07 AM): Colonnello would probably join
Me (2:03:07 AM): xD so would Colonnello lol
Me (2:03:10 AM): xD
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Nire-chan (2:03:12 AM): xD
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Nire-chan (2:03:35 AM): if things get outta hand they could always get the Varia in
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Nire-chan (2:03:45 AM): Reborn would call them cuz Tsuna knows better
Me (2:03:47 AM): This needs more teachers anyway xD
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Nire-chan (2:04:13 AM): Squalo would probably get arrested for punching kids and shit
Me (2:04:20 AM): no, that would be Levi lol
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Nire-chan (2:04:30 AM): OH YA!
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Nire-chan (2:04:50 AM): Bel would make them all his slaves
Me (2:05:15 AM): Squalo would just get too obsessed with Kindergarten Teacher!Yamamoto and would probably be one-sidedly competing to be the better teacher but LOL at the idea of Squalo being a kindergarten teacher
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Nire-chan (2:05:26 AM): XD lmao
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Nire-chan (2:05:58 AM): As long as you keep Yamamoto away from a baseball and dont ask him to hand you anything from afar... hed be a pretty good teacher
Me (2:06:08 AM): hahah probably
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Nire-chan (2:06:42 AM): he did good with Lambo until he chucked a ball at his face
Me (2:06:49 AM): yes lol
Me (2:07:10 AM): and Ryohei LOL "SMILE" B|
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Nire-chan (2:07:23 AM): kid: Mr. Yamamoto ... could you pass me the scissors?
Me (2:07:31 AM): OH GODS xD
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Nire-chan (2:07:33 AM): thats a terrible thought
Me (2:07:55 AM): and in comes the worthless School Doctor Shamal again lol
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Nire-chan (2:08:04 AM): He would throw them... Xanxus would like push Squalo in front of the kid
Me (2:08:15 AM): He probably wouldn't treat the girls either since they'd be so young xD
Me (2:08:21 AM): xD yes
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Nire-chan (2:08:37 AM): little girl: D: I got a booboo
Shamal: ... your not my type.
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Nire-chan (2:09:16 AM): it couldnt be so easy to put them all in this situation
Me (2:09:17 AM): but Shamal would probably end up doing nothing but hitting on School Cook Bianchi(-CHAN~ <3 ) and reading dirty mags all day in his office xD
Me (2:09:27 AM): couldn't or shouldn't? xD
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Nire-chan (2:09:33 AM): ... shouldnt
Me (2:09:37 AM): I know xD
Me (2:09:42 AM): that's what I meant earlier
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Nire-chan (2:09:57 AM): Lussuria might be a good teacher... kinda
Me (2:10:00 AM): this is all coming WAY too easily
Me (2:10:06 AM): xD depends on the class he'd get
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Nire-chan (2:10:10 AM): teach them about fashion make them all very fabulous
Me (2:10:16 AM): yes~ lol
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Nire-chan (2:11:05 AM): boys would be going home in flashy skirts... their parents would be like... WTF!?!
Me (2:11:12 AM): xD
Me (2:11:26 AM): transfer rates would be insane unless they had nowhere else to go xD
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Nire-chan (2:11:37 AM): poor Tsuna
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Nire-chan (2:11:38 AM): XD
Me (2:11:43 AM): xD
Me (2:11:51 AM): with Haru as his secretary? xD
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Nire-chan (2:11:52 AM): answering phones all day... gettin yelled at
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Nire-chan (2:11:57 AM): lmao!
Me (2:12:14 AM): she'd come up with so many mascot suits and stuff for the school...
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Nire-chan (2:12:17 AM): Haru is like, the one person who would do a damn good job being a teacher
Me (2:12:22 AM): WHY IS THIS WORKING SO WELL??? LOL
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Nire-chan (2:12:28 AM): LMAO
Me (2:12:39 AM): xD yes, I can see her being one
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Nire-chan (2:12:53 AM): she can put on little plays for them
Me (2:12:56 AM): although she's smart too despite things; she'd probably be over their heads too
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Nire-chan (2:12:59 AM): and have them all dress up
Me (2:13:14 AM): She'd probably be one of the favorite teachers all the kids would want
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Nire-chan (2:13:29 AM): xD
Me (2:13:31 AM): (since she's creepily the most sane probably of the lot) xD
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Nire-chan (2:13:41 AM): LMAO... thats true
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Nire-chan (2:14:00 AM): Kyoko could be her assistant
Me (2:14:01 AM): other than like...older Lambo anyway
Me (2:14:06 AM): yeah xD
Me (2:14:11 AM): oh gods Hana
Me (2:14:13 AM): lol
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Nire-chan (2:14:16 AM): LMAO
Me (2:14:16 AM): KIDS EW
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Nire-chan (2:14:35 AM): fuckin Hana
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Nire-chan (2:14:36 AM): XD
Me (2:15:00 AM): just for added lol's she could end up with like...1st grade xD
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Nire-chan (2:15:10 AM): XD
Me (2:15:13 AM): or she could be the librarian
Me (2:15:22 AM): we need a librarian xD
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Nire-chan (2:15:27 AM): shed have a grand ol time telling them all to STFU
Me (2:15:32 AM): maybe Goku when he's not teaching music...
Me (2:15:35 AM): xD yes
Me (2:16:00 AM): but the thought of Gokudera reading to them during some of their visits to the library LOL
Me (2:16:13 AM): at least the younger ones
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Nire-chan (2:16:29 AM): Once upon a there was a GREAT prince... named Juudaime!
Me (2:16:37 AM): LOL
Me (2:16:45 AM): make up shit that the kids KNOW the book doesn't say xD
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Nire-chan (2:17:13 AM): He was the best prince ever! and everyone loved him and he was so strong no one challenaged him and he lived forever and loved me THE END
Me (2:17:19 AM): "Screw this Prince! The hero of this book is a GREAT MAN called Jyuudaime!" lol
Me (2:17:26 AM): xD yes
Me (2:17:29 AM): oh gods asldkfjlsdkjfsdfj
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Nire-chan (2:17:31 AM): XD
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Nire-chan (2:17:58 AM): the Princess we'll just call her... ...Mokudera!
Me (2:18:02 AM): this makes me happy TwT
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Nire-chan (2:18:11 AM): lmao
Me (2:18:17 AM): Mokudera?? lol
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Nire-chan (2:18:29 AM): change the name slightly so no one suspects its him
Me (2:18:31 AM): fjas;lkdadfskjl; *can't breathe*
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Nire-chan (2:18:36 AM): except it would be obvious
Me (2:18:53 AM): kdffdsadfsakjl; seriously I'm in pain here
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Nire-chan (2:18:58 AM): XD
Me (2:19:00 AM): *soundless laughing*
Me (2:19:20 AM): I NEED this AU SO BAD xD
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Nire-chan (2:19:24 AM): LMAO
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Nire-chan (2:19:41 AM): Im amused
Me (2:20:02 AM): I'm...way WAY~ beyond that
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Nire-chan (2:20:09 AM): XD
ALSO Shouichi the computer class teacher and library assistant and Spanner the janitor. xD
We have conversations like this probably on an at least weekly basis. xD But, yes, Namimori/Vongola Elementary School AU = DO WANT ;w; This amused us both too much to just let it sit in my AIM log.