Not the Official Statistics; just a few things I noted throughout the night:
Number of ...
... Kanye West jokes: 3
... Joe Wilson jokes: 1
... times a winner told Neil Patrick Harris what a great job he was doing as host: 2
... times Lorne Michaels was thanked: I lost track
... times I squee'd like an excited fangirl: 2 (once when Kristen Chenoweth won, and once when the Dr. Horrible bit came on)
... times I pouted like a disappointed fangirl: 1 (when Jim Parsons lost to Alec Baldwin)
... times Tom channeled psychic powers: 1 (When he said "A fist needs to come in from offscreen and punch Dr. Horrible" 2 seconds before it happened)
... awards I missed because I forgot to adjust my DVR to account for the show running long: Thankfully, just 1