I'm Miss World

Nov 17, 2005 02:43

Dear Oklahoma,
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SO COLD NOW? OUT OF NOWHERE YOU SPRING THIS SHIT ON ME! Fuck ya mum. Stupid weather.
Lurve,
Cheryl

I just wanted to write to say it totally RULES being in your home and being so cold that you wear 2 pairs of socks, a hoodie, sweatpants, gloves, and a scarf.

I look super shmexy.


SECTION 1 [BASIC]

your name: Cheryl
your gender: I have girl parts!
b-day: Aug. 5th.
hair color: The deepest darkest black I could find. Naturally its blonde.
eye color: One greenish and one brown.
your location: Norman, OK! Home of 2 Wal-Marts and OU football.

SECTiON 2 [ HAVE YOU EVER ]

fallen off the bed?: When I was really young. I think I bawled too.
fallen for a relative?: Are you serious? Never ever.
had plastic surgery?: Nope!
broken someone's heart?: Yeah :-\.
had your heart broken? Yes and its bloody awful.
broken a body part?: No, thank God.

SECTiON 3 [ CURRENTLY ]

wearing: Get ready for it: 2 pairs of socks, sweatpants, hoodie, gloves, and scarf. Its fucking freezing.
feeling: "Ehhhhh"
reading: Multiple IM's and this survey.
chatting with: Becky Ann.

SECTiON 4 [ DO YOU... ]

brush your teeth? No. I totally quit when I was, like, 14. YES I BRUSH MY TEETH.
believe in Santa Claus?: I was that kid on the playground that told everyone he wasn't real. :-X
ever get off the computer?: When MySpace isn't working!

SECTiON 5 [ THE LAST PERSON YOU...]

hugged: My momma.
who picked you up: Uhhhhh...my mom I think!
talked on the phone with: My baby momma, Shannon.
tripped: HAHA. I've been tempted recently but I haven't tripped anyone in my whole life.

SECTiON 6 [ DO YOU . . . ]

Like to give hugs?: I'm a very huggy person!
Like to walk in the rain?: I like dancing in it and singing it. I am truly a nerd.
With or without clothes on? HAHA! Both? But only because I live in the country and the only thing that can see me are trees and birds.
Prefer black or blue pens: Black. *LIKE MY SOULLLLLLLLL.* Sorry. :-X
Like to travel?: I loveeeeeeee travelling!
Like someone?: Nope nope. I don't think I have the ability.
Want to marry?: Maybe someday. I'll even pop out a couple kids. Maybe.
Have a goldfish? No :(
Have stuffed animals? A few but most are in storage now.

SECTiON 7 [ THiS OR THAT=>]

Pierced nose or tongue? Nose
Be serious or funny?: Funny
Single or taken?: Single. single, single!
Simple or Complicated? Simple things I can make complicated.
MTV or BET?: Neither! FUSEEEEE AND VH1 CLASSIC!
7th Heaven or Dawson's Creek? I haven't seen either in YEARS. Probably Dawson's Creek.
Sugar or salt?: Sugar
Silver or gold?: Silver!
Tongue or belly button ring? Belly button. I dislike tongue rings. Alot.
Chocolate or flowers?: Neither!
Angels or miracles?: Angels that can perform miracles.
Colored or Black-and-white photos? I generally prefer color.
Sunrise or sunset?: I loveeeee sunrise.
M&M's or Skittles?: Uhhhh. Tropical Skittles! Yum.
Rap or Rock?: BRING DA ROCK!
TV or radio?: Generally neither. I listen to my CD's.
Taller members of the opposite sex or shorter?: As long as they're at least as tall as me I'm cool. And thats super easy cause I ain't no bigger than a minute.
Diamond or Ruby?: OH GOD. DON'T ASK ME QUESTIONS LIKE THESE. Uhm. A ruby ring with diamond sidestones.
Left or Right?: Right then left
Vanilla or chocolate?: VANILLAAAAAAA.
Cat or dog? Kitty cats :)
Mustard or ketchup? Ketchup! Mustard is the devil. (I'm keeping this answer!)
newspaper or Magazine?: Magazine
Spring or Fall?: The fall is amazingggg.
Happy or sad: I like being happy most of the time and sad only when I have the time.
Sneakers or Sandals?: SNEAKERS!
McDonald's or Burger King?: I have a biological adversion to McDonald's. Burger King!
Mexican or Italian food?: Mexican. Yum.
Candy or soda? Candy!
A house in the woods or the city? CITY. I'm tired of living in the country. I think. One perk is that its less noisy. You city people can sleep through anythinggggg.

-RANDOM-

1. Are you double jointed? In my hands.
2. Can you roll your tongue? I just tried for the first time in my life and yes. Thank you meaningless internet survey for uncovering my fucked up unknown talents.
3. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time? I can only raise my left one! Apparently my right one hates mah lifeeeeee.
4. Can you cross your eyes? Uhm.

5. Tattoos and where? None yet. Sorry.
6. Piercings and where? My ears, nose, monroe, and lip.
7. Do you make your bed daily? Who does that? NEAT FREAKSSSS!
8. Which shoe goes on first? Whichever one I grab first.
9. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? hahaha yes but not in awhile.
10. On the average, how much money do you carry in your purse/wallet? Zero to twenty.
11. What jewelry do you wear 24/7? Just all of my piercings.
12. Favorite piece of clothing? Probably the scarf mah Beckykins made me.
13. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl it!

- FIRSTS -
[First pet]: Serina, my baby dog. I loved her so.
[First Piercing]: My lip! Ears were done afterwards! Weird, huh?
[First tattoo]: Tra la di da. NONE.
[First credit card]: I don't believe in credit cards.
[First enemy]: This bitch in Daisies that pulled my hair. Whore.
[First favorite musician/s]: Hmmm. Probably The Judds. I still love them too.

* LASTS
[Last movie watched]: I don't really remember actually! I think it was Addam's Family Values. WAIT. No. Sleeping Beauty.
[Last beverage drank]: Vanilla tea. Delicious.
[Last food consumed]: A banana! God I sound like a hippy. WHEE I HAVE TEA AND FRUIT!
[Last time showered]: 4 hours ago.
[Last CD played]: "The Boatman's Call" by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds.
[Last Website visited]: My PhotoBucket to get the goofy picture of me crossing my eyes.

* NOW
[Single or Taken]: Single, but you already knew that! (Stupid fucking survey)
[HEIght] : 5'3! I GREW A 1/4 OF AN INCH 2 YEARS AGO AND GOT SO EXCITED!

MUAH!
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