jokes

[ladydarkspark]

Q: Have you heard of that disease that you get from kissing birds?

A: Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. And I hear it's untweetable.

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A male snake charmer married a female undertaker. Their bath towels read "Hiss" and "Hearse."

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Comments

[carltoncig]

HA! When I read that first joke, I hadnt yet seen the name on the post. I thought I NEED to tell that one too April. I see I would be too late. ;)