so you all know just how dangerous it is when i'm left to my own devices for too long, right? more often than not, bad things happen. well... guess what? some not really bad but definitely not really necessary things happened today. and then there was ... this.

what this is is a walk through the Mutant Sue Virus and all of its many permutations. ( Read more... )

Title: Doomsday
Universe: the Marvel Universe, specifically the movie 'verse
Pairing: none, actually. characters in the fic are Natasha, Clint, and Coulson
Rating: mature. some language and violence. there's this thing with a hairstick and an eyeball.
Word Count: 8,849
Disclaimer: i own nothing in this story beyond the plot. the characters ( Read more... )

Title: Run Through the Jungle
Universe: the Marvel Universe, specifically the movie 'verse
Pairing: Agent Phil Coulson/Clint Barton
Rating: mature. some language and violence.
Word Count: 6,411
Disclaimer: i own nothing in this story beyond the plot. the characters contained within belong to Marvel and whoever the hell else owns them. i'm just ( Read more... )

Title: Rule Number One, Part Two
Fandom: something like the Marvel Universe, leaning mostly toward the Movie!Avengers branch
Rating: 18 and up
Warnings: language. sex. possible violence. pregnancy. eventual baby cuteness. Alex's family. anything else can throw in to the story
Disclaimer: the recognizable characters and places contained herein are ( Read more... )

Title: Rule Number One, Part One
Fandom: something like the Marvel Universe, leaning mostly toward the Movie!Avengers branch
Rating: 18 and up
Warnings: language. sex. possible violence. pregnancy. eventual baby cuteness. Alex's family. anything else can throw in to the story
Disclaimer: the recognizable characters and places contained herein are ( Read more... )

Title: No Going Back
Fandom: something like the Marvel Universe, leaning mostly toward the Movie!Avengers branch
Rating: 18 and up
Warnings: language. sex. possible violence. pregnancy. eventual baby cuteness. Alex's family. anything else can throw in to the story
Disclaimer: the recognizable characters and places contained herein are the property ( Read more... )

Title: No Going Back
Chapter Two: I'm Fine
Fandom: something like the Marvel Universe, leaning mostly toward the Movie!Avengers branch
Rating: 18 and up
Warnings: language. sex. possible violence. pregnancy. eventual baby cuteness. Alex's family. anything else can throw in to the story
Disclaimer: the recognizable characters and places contained ( Read more... )

Title: The Skin Trade
Universe: the Marvel Universe, specifically the movie 'verse
Pairing: Agent Phil Coulson/Clint Barton
Rating: mature. some language and violence. mentions of sexual abuse for the purposes of training a person to be a sex slave. toys. piercings.
Word Count: 9,778
Disclaimer: i own nothing in this story beyond the plot. the ( Read more... )

Title: No Going Back
Chapter One: A Familiar Face
Fandom: something like the Marvel Universe, leaning mostly toward the Movie!Avengers branch
Rating: 18 and up
Warnings: language. sex. possible violence. pregnancy. eventual baby cuteness. Alex's family. anything else can throw in to the story
Disclaimer: the recognizable characters and places ( Read more... )

Title: After the Flesh
Universe: the Marvel Universe, specifically the movie 'verse
Pairing: Agent Phil Coulson/Clint Barton
Rating: mature. language and sex
Word Count: 5,404
Disclaimer: i own nothing in this story beyond the plot. the characters contained within belong to Marvel and whoever the hell else owns them. i'm just borrowing and i will ( Read more... )