Heartbreak Hotel

[ladydreamfire]

I'm bored so I decided I'm going to randomly break up with people.

Erin, you're first.

But when we make up again we'll have tons of fun clothes shopping :)

In the meantime, you can enjoy Greg's exuberant attention. Don't feel bad about asking him to clean up his mess.

Comments

[welfy]

But...but...I don't want us to break up! I LOVE YOU WITH ALL OF MY HEART.

Oh yeah, plus I want to see you. I'm in Pennsylvania right now! Pbbbbt. I guess I'll just have to stalk you now that we're broken up.

[over_unity]

YOU CARE NOTHING ABOUT MY EXUBERANT ATTENTION?

Oh well, two women who don't give a damn about me..

GOOD THING I CAN STILL FURIOUSLY MASTURBATE THEN ISN'T IT? HUH?

[welfy]

Of course I care about your attention, babes. Though with you roofing and with me hanging out with Random Real Life People we haven't had much time for paying much attention to each other. I demand a visit to the States!

[over_unity]

*beats head against desk*

Doesn't turn the trick...

*finds hammer and beats face with that*

Bloody but still conscious so not quite there yet...

I CAN'T VISIT THAT'S WHY I'M STUCK FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING....

*Finds pickaxe....