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ladyelsa

Pirate Jokes

Mar 11, 2009 14:15

I'm looking for FUNNY pirate jokes. I did a google search, but most of them are pretty stupid. So if you have one, share it. Oh, and please, no jokes that depend on an elongated R. They've been done to death ( Read more... )

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brickhousewench March 11 2009, 18:50:45 UTC

When I get home I'll dig out my list of top pirate pickup lines for ya!

bad_gustav March 11 2009, 20:49:45 UTC

It's a long one, but there's the old "red coat/brown pants" joke.

ladyelsa March 11 2009, 20:52:34 UTC

I did find a version on that one! It's on my longer list, i didn't bother to post. I hope your house is coming together!

Pirate Pickup Lines brickhousewench March 12 2009, 03:02:42 UTC

Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly ( ... )

And for the ladies.... brickhousewench March 12 2009, 03:03:06 UTC

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates
By popular demand ...
10. What are YOU doing here?
9. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is never completed)
8. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
7. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
6. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
5. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice ratio!"
4. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
3. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
2. RAMMING SPEED!
...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:
1. You. Pants Off. Now!