Sick and tired of it ( Read more... )

I just... I don't know. I can't ever seem to win at anything. It's always second place or third place or honorary mention. And I swear, if I get another participation certificate, I'll just quit altogether ( Read more... )

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Yawns. Man, I'm tired. I think I'm insomnic. I also think I'm dyslexic. Sorry, can't spell. Who makes up these names for these disorders? Must have been cruel, sadistic people. I mean, the name for people who can't read right is dsyxlexia (not even normal people can spell that right!), and the name for people who can't speak properly is lisp ( Read more... )

just when you think no one is paying attention, someone comes up to you. it's nice ( Read more... )

And God said let there be light... and glow-in-the-dark nail polish was invented.

It's kind of cool. Kind of crappy too, but it glows... kind of. Maybe if the computer kind of dimmed a little, you can kind of see the glow.

Why the hell am I writing about nail polish? I'm not Carson Daly.

Well, I'll think of something to write later.

We are definitely advancing in our age. Now that they've sucessfully reduced Barbie's boobs and hips to a more realistic size, here are some brand new barbies that are coming out in 2003 ( Read more... )

My horoscope:

LIBRA (Sep 23 - Oct 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably gay. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die with venereal disease.

Thought-provoking, ain't it?