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Yay for being bored out of my mind. The shows went really well this weekend, so that was good. I was at the theater almost all day yesterday cause we had 2 shows, and today I just slept a lot, so I can't report anything really exciting. Sorry. Umm...you can read
"Alright, everyone, listen up!" Captain Pyro had jumped onto the stage and was demanding attention. "We obviously have a situation here, and it's up to us to take care of it, since we're the only ones left alive in the park."
"Eh-hem." Mr. E. Splosion coughed meaningfully. Pyro glared at him.
"Yes?"
Mr. E. Splosion whispered something in his ear. Pyro rolled his eyes, but said, "Go ahead."
"TODAY IS JULY 22, 2003; THIS MEETING WILL NOW COME TO ORDER!!" He cracked his bullwhip.
"Thank you, Mr. E. Splosion. Now, we have to figure out where these bunnies are coming from, and how we can take care of them."
"Blow them up!" Mr. E. Splosion suggested.
"It's a thought, but even you can't take care of this whole army yourself, and it's going to be hard to get the pyro out. Plus, we still need to figure out where they're holding Pete and Eric captive."
"The bunnies entered from somewhere between South Team Gate and the river. Since no one saw them before now, it's fairly safe to say they were created outside the park." Someone suggested.
"Or it could be a ruse. They could have been created somewhere in the park and then moved up to south gate just to confuse us." Someone else said.
"Both are perfectly logical ideas. Let's see. Ficarro and Francisco, I want you to team up with The Fabulous Usher Staff and Tech Force Delta to try to figure out where these things came from. The Fabulous Usher Staff's knowledge of the park is second only to Eric himself; their information will be invaluable to you. Tech Force Delta, when they come up with an idea, I need you to start working on a preliminary attack plan. You guys tend to shoot first and ask questions later; that's good. Meanwhile, The B.A.T. squad and the Super Loony Friends of Justice will try to track down Pete and Eric and start a rescue mission. Alright, everyone? Let's fire it up!" Pyro jumped off the stage and stuck his hand out. Everyone crowded around. "Ready? One, two, three, [motivational yell]!!"
XXXXX
Atomic Trinity poured over the maps and the information given to her by the Fabulous Usher Staff and Ficarro and Francisco. "No, it can't be. Not again."
"Afraid so, Atomic Trinity. The portal is open again. These creatures are entering our world by the thousands. He's determined to take over. And we can't just fuggetaboutit." Francisco said.
"Yeah, and it's personal this time, too, since Captain Pyro escaped from Terrorvision."
"And I assume it's safe to say that he's taken Pete and Eric there as well. How the heck did they find them together at the same time?" Jeremy Maverick asked.
"Pete and Eric together? Yeah, right. They were taken separately, but evidence shows they were both brought to the portal at the Joker's Wildcard." Ficarro placed two radios on the table. "May I present radios 600 and 601 as exhibits A and B."
Atomic Trinity sighed. "Alright. Let's take this to Captain Pyro. It's going to take everyone's help to do this. Let's go."
XXXXX
Captain Pyro was not surprised to hear that the evil Jesta the Clown was behind the League of Yellow Fluffy Bunnies With The One Foots. Nor was he overeager to go back to Terrorvision, but he was a superhero, and besides; there was no way he would even consider the thought of missing the fight that could take out Jesta once and for all. "It's not going to be easy, guys, but don't stop believing! We're going to go in there and kick Jesta's ass, cause we're NUMBER ONE!" Everyone cheered. He continued: "Alright, here's what I want. The leaders of each team (and if you don't have a leader, elect one), you all come over here, we're gonna come up with a plan. The rest of you, go through whatever information we have on Jesta the Clown and Terrorvision." At this, a murmur swept through the crowd. Not everyone had heard that the evil Jesta was behind this crime. "A lot of documentation is housed at the BAT set and in the office. PowerWoman and Scuba Steve- get a group together to retrieve it. Let's do it!"
Everyone split up. Superswett, Atomic Trinity, Ficarro and Francisco, Catie, and Nickie all joined Captain Pyro onstage. "Don't stop believing, guys. We're gonna kick clown butt! Terrorvision sounds scary, but they just talk big. In the end they're just a bunch of evil circus freaks. Now, here's what we're gonna do
"Alright, everyone, listen up!" Captain Pyro had jumped onto the stage and was demanding attention. "We obviously have a situation here, and it's up to us to take care of it, since we're the only ones left alive in the park."
"Eh-hem." Mr. E. Splosion coughed meaningfully. Pyro glared at him.
"Yes?"
Mr. E. Splosion whispered something in his ear. Pyro rolled his eyes, but said, "Go ahead."
"TODAY IS JULY 22, 2003; THIS MEETING WILL NOW COME TO ORDER!!" He cracked his bullwhip.
"Thank you, Mr. E. Splosion. Now, we have to figure out where these bunnies are coming from, and how we can take care of them."
"Blow them up!" Mr. E. Splosion suggested.
"It's a thought, but even you can't take care of this whole army yourself, and it's going to be hard to get the pyro out. Plus, we still need to figure out where they're holding Pete and Eric captive."
"The bunnies entered from somewhere between South Team Gate and the river. Since no one saw them before now, it's fairly safe to say they were created outside the park." Someone suggested.
"Or it could be a ruse. They could have been created somewhere in the park and then moved up to south gate just to confuse us." Someone else said.
"Both are perfectly logical ideas. Let's see. Ficarro and Francisco, I want you to team up with The Fabulous Usher Staff and Tech Force Delta to try to figure out where these things came from. The Fabulous Usher Staff's knowledge of the park is second only to Eric himself; their information will be invaluable to you. Tech Force Delta, when they come up with an idea, I need you to start working on a preliminary attack plan. You guys tend to shoot first and ask questions later; that's good. Meanwhile, The B.A.T. squad and the Super Loony Friends of Justice will try to track down Pete and Eric and start a rescue mission. Alright, everyone? Let's fire it up!" Pyro jumped off the stage and stuck his hand out. Everyone crowded around. "Ready? One, two, three, [motivational yell]!!"
XXXXX
Atomic Trinity poured over the maps and the information given to her by the Fabulous Usher Staff and Ficarro and Francisco. "No, it can't be. Not again."
"Afraid so, Atomic Trinity. The portal is open again. These creatures are entering our world by the thousands. He's determined to take over. And we can't just fuggetaboutit." Francisco said.
"Yeah, and it's personal this time, too, since Captain Pyro escaped from Terrorvision."
"And I assume it's safe to say that he's taken Pete and Eric there as well. How the heck did they find them together at the same time?" Jeremy Maverick asked.
"Pete and Eric together? Yeah, right. They were taken separately, but evidence shows they were both brought to the portal at the Joker's Wildcard." Ficarro placed two radios on the table. "May I present radios 600 and 601 as exhibits A and B."
Atomic Trinity sighed. "Alright. Let's take this to Captain Pyro. It's going to take everyone's help to do this. Let's go."
XXXXX
Captain Pyro was not surprised to hear that the evil Jesta the Clown was behind the League of Yellow Fluffy Bunnies With The One Foots. Nor was he overeager to go back to Terrorvision, but he was a superhero, and besides; there was no way he would even consider the thought of missing the fight that could take out Jesta once and for all. "It's not going to be easy, guys, but don't stop believing! We're going to go in there and kick Jesta's ass, cause we're NUMBER ONE!" Everyone cheered. He continued: "Alright, here's what I want. The leaders of each team (and if you don't have a leader, elect one), you all come over here, we're gonna come up with a plan. The rest of you, go through whatever information we have on Jesta the Clown and Terrorvision." At this, a murmur swept through the crowd. Not everyone had heard that the evil Jesta was behind this crime. "A lot of documentation is housed at the BAT set and in the office. PowerWoman and Scuba Steve- get a group together to retrieve it. Let's do it!"
Everyone split up. Superswett, Atomic Trinity, Ficarro and Francisco, Catie, and Nickie all joined Captain Pyro onstage. "Don't stop believing, guys. We're gonna kick clown butt! Terrorvision sounds scary, but they just talk big. In the end they're just a bunch of evil circus freaks. Now, here's what we're gonna do