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Captain Pyro, code name Gamma Leader, halted the main army at the base of the stairs, about [x yards] from the Joker's Wildcard. The army consisted of the entire B.A.T. Squad, Atomic Trinity and Max Mayhem of Tech Force Delta, Magic Ninja Girl Nickie, Fabulous Usher Catie, and the Streaker, Blue Name Badge, and the White Wonder of the Super Loony Friends of Justice.
"Alright guys. Like we planned, we go in with guns blazing. Well, Atomic Trinity will go in with guns blazing, the rest of you do whatever it is you do. Catie and Nickie, you go with the Streaker- he'll be able to get you out of harm's way as quickly as possible- we're going to need you. Everybody got it?" The army nodded affirmative. "Good." Captain Pyro spoke into his headset. "Alpha and Beta Leaders, the Gamma force is moving in!"
"ARRHHHH!" The superheroes and company screamed a battle cry as they rushed toward the Joker's Wildcard. As they approached, fluffy bunnies came out of their hiding spots and attacked. Mr. E. Splosion blasted most of them out of the way. Captain Pyro demonstrated his amazing Pyro Punch, and Atomic Trinity blasted the rest out of the way with the automatic weapons she casually had holstered all over her body. Blue Name Badge, the Streaker, Max Mayhem, and the White Wonder hurried the two humans to relative safety. It took no more than a few minutes for the Gamma force to reach the Joker's Wildcard, leaving about a hundred decimated bunnies in their wake.
Meanwhile, Alpha and Beta forces had attacked the Wildcard itself simultaneously. Maverick and Francisco blasted holes in the walls with their various pyrotechnics, and the Super Loony Friends of Justice, aided by the Magic Ninja Girls Lauren and Katrina assailed the bunnies guarding the entrance to the portal. They were surprised at the lack of guardians outside the portal door; they thought Jesta would have been more protective of the entrance into Terrorvision.
"Unless he really wanted us to get in." Johnny Napalm said ominously.
"This is nothing. Come on, guys, let's go!" Captain Pyro resettled his hat on his head and stepped through the portal and disappeared.
With anxious looks, the rest of the army moved through the vortex. Inside the portal was like nothing they had ever experienced before. Lights flashed in colors they had never seen before, and malicious clown laughter echoed in their ears. They felt like they were falling, like Alice in the rabbit hole. Just as soon as they started falling, however, they hit bottom. In a tangled bunch of limbs, they struggled to stand up.
"Dude, you're on my foot."
"Somebody better move their hand."
"I can't breathe!"
"Move it!"
"Ow!"
Eventually, they got themselves untangled. Standing, the army slowly turned around. No one spoke. Terrorvision was, by far, the strangest place any of them had been. Only Captain Pyro seemed to know what to expect; everyone else was very nervous. Finally, Captain Pyro broke the silence.
"This is it. Let's go."
Nothing could have prepared them for Terrorvision. It was a bad circus gone mad. The place was pitch black, with strange neon signs glowing in really random places. The army all glanced around, eyes wide, searching the night. The Tech Force Delta had their guns at the ready. The only sounds came from the wind and Mr. E. Splosion snapping his bullwhip into dark corners. Unable to stay on the ground, PowerWoman and Superswett hovered in the air, protecting the army from the top. Suddenly, sounds of a struggle were heard in the back.
"Let go of me you freak!" Magic Ninja Girl Lauren had been caught by a clown. Holding both her arms behind her back with one hand, his other hand was bringing a knife dangerously close to her jugular. "He- YAH!" Lauren stomped on its foot, putting a hole through its shoe with her heels. She then proceeded to break its nose, kick the knife out of its hand, and knock it unconscious before anyone could move to help her. She gave the unmoving form a final kick and dusted off her hands. "I hate clowns."
"Good job, Magic Ninja Girl. Everybody, watch your backs. These things will come out of nowhere." Captain Pyro again took his spot at the head of the group and proceeded into the dark alleyways between the circus tents. "Sgt. Moore-4-Less, can you use your smoker senses to hunt out Jesta's secret lair?"
Wearing black SWAT pants, beater and fishing hat and smoking a cigarette, Sgt. Moore4Less joined Captain Pyro. "Of course, provided he's a smoker."
"He is. Or he was, at least. He was smoking four packs a day when I was here." Pyro told him. "Don't stop believing. You can find him."
Sgt. Moore4Less extinguished his own cigarette under the toe of his duct taped boot. "Not a problem then." He turned his nose to the wind and sniffed once. "This way."
The army followed Sgt. Moore4Less through the maze of black canvas circus tents. Throughout the journey they were periodically attacked by evil clowns, but thanks to the advanced warnings from PowerWoman, who seemed to be determined to notice them before Superswett, they were more than prepared to fight the freaks when they emerged.
yeah, I know that's kind of a poor spot to break it off, but that's all I have so far. I suppose I should start working on it again eventually. Well, hope y'all have enjoyed it, so far, even though none of you probably have a damn clue what half of it meant. Perhaps in the next installment I shall enlighten you as to the different groups, where they came from, who's in them, and all that. Or, maybe not.