Taken from the wonderful
synnerxx, because it looks like a lot of fun and I won't feel guilty about neglecting
suitsbigbang if it's only three sentences - but just be prepared for possible run-ons, okay? Anything goes (ex. Suits, SPN, etcetera)! =)
THREE SENTENCE AU MEME
Give me pairings (or characters). Give me an AU setting. I will write you a three-sentence fic.
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Since we met via Suits, I'll go with SPN and give you options.
Option 1: Castiel/Dean. They're both business men.
Option 2: Sam/Gabriel - Gabriel is a modern Willy Wonka (idk, I'm sorry.)
Option 3: Sam/Lucifer - Lucifer is a masseuse who specializes in happy endings. Or he's a therapist. Or both.
I always feel like I should explain requests for Sam/Lucifer, but my only defense is basically 'idk, idk, I watched Free To Be You and Me Again, saw Sam and Lucifer in the hotel room and suddenly wanted Sam to top the shit out of Lucifer.' I do not understand it, but apparently I like it.
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storylandqueen, I like your brain, bb, and will probably end up writing all three. About to start one now. ♥
Blue, ILU! *random sprinkling of adoration*
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Cannot wait to see all three of these!
ILU, too, bb! Have missed you since work has been so busy lately, but thank goodness for weekend catch-ups!
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Prince Sam discreetly glanced around, two steps behind Gabriel, hoping no one was watching them, partly because they couldn't afford to have their conversation overheard, mostly due to how the mercenary's skipping, sword-twirling and loud humming was starting to embarrass him.
“So,” the small swordsman suddenly began, sober tone belying his earlier playfulness, setting every one of Sam's already frazzled nerves on edge, “you said your bro's been captured by the Wizard Alistair, who lives in a torture dungeon-cum-impenetrable tower, but not how we're supposed to scale it.”
Sam opened his mouth to reply, saw the mischievous glint in Gabriel's eyes, and promptly hissed, “If you even think about comparing me to Princess Rapunzel, I'll have you executed for treason!”
Gabriel merely smirked, the annoyingly smug plebeian.
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2. Michael/Adam; College roomates AU
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“Have a good day, Harvey,” Mike said, planting a sweet kiss on his lips that left him slightly dazed, before dashing out the door to a job unworthy of him, as some douchebag's personal assistant - or, more accurately, punching bag.
“You know,” Donna smirked from Harvey's imported Japanese sofa, visiting on the vaguely accurate excuse of discussing 'business' with him again, “it was only with Mike's help that we cracked our last vault code, and while I think it's adorable how he believes you when you tell him it's for a game, don't you think it's time you told him the truth?”
Harvey sighed and flopped down beside her, still elegant even when exhausted, then replied, “I'll talk to him tonight,” though the idea of corrupting his boyfriend's naivety honestly horrified him.
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8D? (alter this as necessary to fit your 'verse!)
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“C'mon, Crowley, you can't do this teensy-weensy little favor for your old mercenary college buddy?” Sir Gabriel wheedled, leaning precariously on his sword next to the entrance of Alistair's tower, while Crowley took a languid sip of his drink, a gift from his former classmate, and shook his head.
“The thing is, mate, ya know I'd love ta help ya, but it goes against our rules ta break contract, swordsman, elemental or whatever-else-for-hire we 'appen ta be,” he replied, rapping gently on the magical barrier he'd enacted, that Gabriel couldn't enter unless either Crowley or Alistair expressed their permission. “The wizard that lives upstairs - well, he's a bloody psycho, and he'd fuckin' scatter me across the world like fairy dust if I so much as thought ta cross 'im ( ... )
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Mind if I prompt another? I like this verse!
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Off to look at your other prompt! :)
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XD XD XD
Every (well-ending) possibility just makes me start laughing all over again.
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