Bloody hell, I look like an IDIOT.
*death staaare*
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why you never catch a cold in Japan. Or if you do catch a cold, you make sure you have no errands which would take you outside and oblige you to compromise your human dignity.
(Little-known fact: Ninjas actually wore masks because they had the sniffles.)
Thank you for listening to this mental health rant.
*skulks back to reading*