too funny to forget
getLUckyXo: god
getLUckyXo: i think i'm going to have to listen to my roomie have sex again tonight
hollla1059: HWAT?
getLUckyXo: and i think she's having sex right now
hollla1059: ewwww
getLUckyXo: god dmanit
getLUckyXo: and she's a loud bitch
hollla1059: hahah i am convinced that my roommate is masturbating in the bathroom
hollla1059: ewww, why so loud?
getLUckyXo: haha
getLUckyXo: she prbably is
getLUckyXo: b/ she a whore
hollla1059: sometimes when i'm taking naps, i hear this soft thudding in the bathroom
hollla1059: it's really reall really weird
hollla1059: which roommmate?
getLUckyXo: the ugly one!
hollla1059: WHAT?
hollla1059: SHE IS HAVING SEX AND I AM NOT?
getLUckyXo: lol
getLUckyXo: i know it's sick
hollla1059: totally not fair
getLUckyXo: i know man
hollla1059: dang, all this sex talk and you got me horny again
getLUckyXo: holly you should totally have sex this weekend
getLUckyXo: haha
getLUckyXo: me too
hollla1059: hahah hook me up
getLUckyXo: yeah i will!
getLUckyXo: ok who would you have a 3some with
getLUckyXo: out of boys we know
getLUckyXo: that frat boy?
hollla1059: haha you are so horny
getLUckyXo: whatever
getLUckyXo: lol
getLUckyXo: i got some, you're more horny
hollla1059: i am soooo horny
hollla1059: frat guys are gross
getLUckyXo: haha
getLUckyXo: we need to find some fuck buddies
getLUckyXo: i had one last year
hollla1059: what?
getLUckyXo: i guess i could still call him up
hollla1059: who?
getLUckyXo: but we hooked up this year and it wasn't as good
hollla1059: dang
getLUckyXo: this hippie on the soccer team lol
hollla1059: i just need to get into a drunken stooper
getLUckyXo: and he cut his hair so it's not as hot
getLUckyXo: yeah
hollla1059: that way all my standards go out the window
getLUckyXo: i get mega horny when drunk
getLUckyXo: hah me too!
getLUckyXo: i gave head in a kitchen once
getLUckyXo: llol
hollla1059: i do to, yet no luck thus far
getLUckyXo: haha
hollla1059: in a kitchen?
hollla1059: you're whack
getLUckyXo: you need to start making out with guys
getLUckyXo: haha yeah
hollla1059: see
hollla1059: you know what my deal is?
getLUckyXo: what?
hollla1059: i'm afraid of the aftermath
getLUckyXo: there is no aftermath
getLUckyXo: or you mean stds and babies?
hollla1059: what if i made out with some hideous mongloid
getLUckyXo: who cares
getLUckyXo: beer goggles
hollla1059: i care!
hollla1059: hahah
getLUckyXo: we're gong to hook up this weekend
getLUckyXo: we'll go to rosalinda's and find some boys
getLUckyXo: it;s easy
hollla1059: ahahah
getLUckyXo: deal?
getLUckyXo: we'll have a slut night
hollla1059: lux, i have standards!
hollla1059: fine
hollla1059: slutty night it is!
getLUckyXo: hahah
hollla1059: i'm really horny, so you can easily convince me
hollla1059: haha i don't people to think i'm some whore
getLUckyXo: yes yu do
getLUckyXo: it will make hooking up easier
hollla1059: you bring up a very valid point
getLUckyXo: alwasy do
hollla1059: i'm eating dried fruit to subside my horniness
getLUckyXo: yeah that'll do the trick...
getLUckyXo: ok so we're getting on bc then having lotsa sex
hollla1059: it works!
getLUckyXo: that will be awesome
hollla1059: wtf? are youdrunk?
getLUckyXo: bith control
getLUckyXo: no i'm sober lol
hollla1059: ohh
hollla1059: well i don't have sex
getLUckyXo: but you're going to start
hollla1059: YOU'RE PEER PRESSURING ME INTO HAVING SEX
hollla1059: heres the plan
hollla1059: get me really really drunk
hollla1059: find someone, eh... decent...
hollla1059: and then lock us in a room together
hollla1059: deal? deal
getLUckyXo: and not let you out until i hear the wall banging
getLUckyXo: lol
hollla1059: haha
getLUckyXo: hahah
getLUckyXo: deal!
hollla1059: operation: get holly sex
getLUckyXo: haha
getLUckyXo: excelelnt
hollla1059: haha i'm actually kinda kidding about everything. you must think i'm sooo fucking crazy
getLUckyXo: no i think we're being serious
getLUckyXo: like seirously serious
hollla1059: yea, kinda serious
getLUckyXo: we'll get rosalinda t help
getLUckyXo: ok so friday we get laid
getLUckyXo: sat we drink martinis
hollla1059: hah i wasn't invited to this martini bash
hollla1059: but sounds like a plan
getLUckyXo: lol
getLUckyXo: i'm inviting you
hollla1059: hah okay
getLUckyXo: excellet
getLUckyXo: god we're going to be hot this weekend
getLUckyXo: lol
hollla1059: hahah
hollla1059: lets not be modest or anything
hollla1059: besides, what are you talking about> we are always hot!
getLUckyXo: true dat!!
hollla1059: i'm not a very good sparker though
getLUckyXo: spanker?
getLUckyXo: i love being spanked
getLUckyXo: lol
getLUckyXo: i think it;s hot when boys touch my butt
hollla1059: haha you would
hollla1059: i told you
hollla1059: THIGH TOUCHING
getLUckyXo: yeah that too!
hollla1059: but i got chunky thighs, so.... i like when people touch my head
getLUckyXo: meh
getLUckyXo: head is ok
hollla1059: c'monnn
hollla1059: i bet you're some sicko and like when guys lick your feet
getLUckyXo: we're going to sex party on friday too..sex toy
getLUckyXo: eww no!
getLUckyXo: feet are off limits
getLUckyXo: but i do like it when boys lick my hands
getLUckyXo: lol
hollla1059: sex party?
getLUckyXo: yeah
getLUckyXo: at regs'
hollla1059: yesss
hollla1059: i think i have used the word sex and horny in this convo more than i ever have in the eighteen years that i have lived