Other than the first and last ones, this sure is dead on

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and ( Read more... )

Got this in an e-mail today and it did indeed make me laugh that such things appeared in print and in church newsletters at that. Anyone who has ever made a typo likely would find this amusing to some degree.

I put it behind an LJ cut due to length.

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Just wanted to mention for anyone who might be looking for me online that my internet connection is indeed acting up tonight. It just came back, but could easily go out again later tonight.

So if I am not around, that is why.

Okay, I fess up, I am a lemming and this one is just too funny to pass up ( Read more... )

Well, after some random digging today, I found out of game Tarot card decks. Since I have been trying to learn more about reading, I would like to try to get some more practice ( Read more... )

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For those who have heard my griping about it lately, my car is causing me problems yet again ( Read more... )

TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS ( Read more... )

Oddly enough, this one has one thing right, the others are just amusing :)