Myfanwy's Walkies
Title: Myfanwy's Walkies
Paring/Characters: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG for small animal consumption
Warning: Not beta checked
Summary: Jack and Ianto let Myfanwy out for a walkie with funny and dire consequences.
A/N: Total crack fic inspired by a conversation with wykling . This one's for you!!!
"Ianto are you sure this was a good idea?" Jack asked standing in the Welshman's backyard, watching Myfanwy fly in tight circles.
"Yes." Ianto answered simply. "She is perfectly trained and and she needs the fresh air." Myfanwy dived at the ground and pulled up at the last moment squawking in delight.
"Well she does look happy... Are you sure we shouldn't have at least tethered her? Leash and collar, just to be safe of course." Jack scrunched his face in worry.
"Jack, I am anal retentive enough for the both of us. Relax it's fine." After 30 minutes of relative calm, well as calm as it could be with a pterasaur swooping about and pulling wrinkled apples out of a tree, Jack finally started to relax and enjoy himself.
Jack took in a deep breath of the frigid air and placed his hands on his hips. "Maybe your right, nothing to worry about."
"Am I ever wrong?"
"Ianto what is the sound?"
"What sound?" Ianto asked, trying to concentrate on any noises out of the ordinary.
"It's almost like a yipping. I thought you said there weren't any dogs in your neighborhood." Jack immediately craned his head towards the sky trying to spot Myfanwy. She wasn't above Ianto's yard anymore.
"There isn't..." A shrill shriek followed by a long whine resonated from the backyard next door. Jack and Ianto shared a brief look of fear before jumping the fence into the adjoining yard but it was too late. Myfanwy sat in the dead grass with blood dripping down her break looking quite satisfied.
"Fuck." Jack swore.
"I don't want to move again!" Ianto moaned, giving Myfanwy a dirty glare.
"I guess you were wrong."
"Shut up Jack."
"I thought she was perfectly trained." The captain mocked.
"Jack!" Ianto warned.
"Does this mean we can finally have sex in the window seat since you're moving?"
Ianto rolled his eyes in mock annoyance. "Stick Myfanwy in the SUV, I'll meet you up stairs."
Jack face lit up as he tore after their resident dinosaur. "Walkie time is over Myfanwy!!!"
FIN
Paring/Characters: Jack/Ianto
Rating: PG for small animal consumption
Warning: Not beta checked
Summary: Jack and Ianto let Myfanwy out for a walkie with funny and dire consequences.
A/N: Total crack fic inspired by a conversation with wykling . This one's for you!!!
"Ianto are you sure this was a good idea?" Jack asked standing in the Welshman's backyard, watching Myfanwy fly in tight circles.
"Yes." Ianto answered simply. "She is perfectly trained and and she needs the fresh air." Myfanwy dived at the ground and pulled up at the last moment squawking in delight.
"Well she does look happy... Are you sure we shouldn't have at least tethered her? Leash and collar, just to be safe of course." Jack scrunched his face in worry.
"Jack, I am anal retentive enough for the both of us. Relax it's fine." After 30 minutes of relative calm, well as calm as it could be with a pterasaur swooping about and pulling wrinkled apples out of a tree, Jack finally started to relax and enjoy himself.
Jack took in a deep breath of the frigid air and placed his hands on his hips. "Maybe your right, nothing to worry about."
"Am I ever wrong?"
"Ianto what is the sound?"
"What sound?" Ianto asked, trying to concentrate on any noises out of the ordinary.
"It's almost like a yipping. I thought you said there weren't any dogs in your neighborhood." Jack immediately craned his head towards the sky trying to spot Myfanwy. She wasn't above Ianto's yard anymore.
"There isn't..." A shrill shriek followed by a long whine resonated from the backyard next door. Jack and Ianto shared a brief look of fear before jumping the fence into the adjoining yard but it was too late. Myfanwy sat in the dead grass with blood dripping down her break looking quite satisfied.
"Fuck." Jack swore.
"I don't want to move again!" Ianto moaned, giving Myfanwy a dirty glare.
"I guess you were wrong."
"Shut up Jack."
"I thought she was perfectly trained." The captain mocked.
"Jack!" Ianto warned.
"Does this mean we can finally have sex in the window seat since you're moving?"
Ianto rolled his eyes in mock annoyance. "Stick Myfanwy in the SUV, I'll meet you up stairs."
Jack face lit up as he tore after their resident dinosaur. "Walkie time is over Myfanwy!!!"
FIN