Comments | ladyofdarkstar: Public Service Announcement:

ladyofdarkstar

Public Service Announcement:

Sep 24, 2007 18:25

BULLETIN

The Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has determined that the maximum safe load capacity on my butt is two persons at one time, unless I install handrails or safety straps. As you have arrived sixth in line to ride my ass today, please take a number and wait your turn.

Thank you.

Drive freaking through.

Comments 10

pen_dragon September 24 2007, 22:39:38 UTC

But it's such an attractive looking peice of machinery. And I hear it's one wild ride, too. :D

ladyofdarkstar September 24 2007, 23:01:42 UTC

Apparently half the morons at work seem to agree with you, but bring bitchy attitudes along for the ride.

I'm not sure if that is a victory or a defeat. :\

pen_dragon September 24 2007, 23:26:00 UTC

Call it a victory. ;)

Btw - the LJ icon for the core post? Ick. ;)

ladyofdarkstar September 25 2007, 02:11:13 UTC

Ick? I think it's perfectly hysterical. You have to admit that you have days when you wish you could do exactly that.

lucide13 September 25 2007, 02:03:34 UTC

Literally ROFLMAO. I had to stop to breath. Thank you.

ladyofdarkstar September 25 2007, 02:09:34 UTC

te he.

At least someone had a good laugh out of it today. ;) Glad that you enjoyed it.

jerel September 25 2007, 02:08:57 UTC

Thank you for flying Vekah's Ass Airlines. Now get the hell off!

ladyofdarkstar September 25 2007, 02:10:33 UTC

LOL!!!!! I had almost forgotten about that. Thank you for the reminder. And I am certain the fuck-up fairy visited my karma today...

forestgrye September 25 2007, 12:15:28 UTC

aww honey =(

that being said...yes, yes I do sometimes feel like your icon=)

mrogre September 25 2007, 15:06:52 UTC

*shows up with straps*