Patches O'Houlihan: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball ( Read more... )

Nathan: Napoleon, give me some of your tots ( Read more... )

I'm sure someone will recognize this title that spawns from a movie staring Ben Stiller. I personally think it's the best line in the movie. Anyways I say creepy thin man today and I couldn't look him in the face without blushing. The creepy thing is that creepy thin man was dressed and looked exactly like he did in my dream which is why I ( Read more... )

Hello all! I don't remember anything about my dreams last night and I didn't read anything particularly entertaining. SO this is bound to be a rather boring post. In fact the only reason I'm posting is lack of anything else to do. I've been bored all day and I've been listening to Breaking Benjamin and Linkin Park all day with little bits of ( Read more... )

Well another odd chapter title. It all dates back to my weird dream. I was staying at an apartment in TN. I was there with creepy thin man. We were just hanging out and then things got...hot and heavey (it was so weird and it felt so real). Then we got caught by this little girl who I think was my sister in the dream. Then I went to the ( Read more... )

You all may be wondering what signifigance this title has. Well it's a quote from one of my fanfictions titled The Prank War. It is stated in a certain chapter called "The Shampoo Duel". It's hilarious. In this chapter Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter have a shampoo fight. And Draco is trying to kill Harry with the shampoo bottle and vice versa ( Read more... )

This is in tribute to my latest facination that is Enrique Iglesias. Yeah I know it's weird. Trust me I've been hearing it alot lately. Anyways here are my lyrics for the day ( Read more... )

I've decided that I've done enough self loathing to last a life time. Ok there will probally be more in the future but oh well. Today was actually a semi decent day. I've decided to try to keep up my happy exterior if not for my own benefit but for those who I associate with. I've realized I need to remain strong for my friends who need someone ( Read more... )

I don't know how to explain this. I have this feeling of helplessness in every situation I'm in. I feel like I can never please my mother. I can't help my friends in need. I can't live up to anyones expectations. I can't live up to my own expectations. I can't seem to do anything right. When did life get so complicated? I wish I could tell ( Read more... )

As most people see it there is always a chance for something to happen. You see I have to somewhat disagree. I have liked a certain guy for nearly 5 months now. I've been amazingly clear to him...this friend of mine....about my feelings for him without saying it out loud. And I know certain friends of mine *coughs:amanda:coughs* have told him ( Read more... )