I got my first paycheck at my new job. I love my job, but socialist taxes, plus the gay tax, are killing me ( Read more... )

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I need to find a Tree-Huggers, Anonymous group. I've become completely obsessed with the idea of building a cob/sandbag home. The brilliance of modeling a home like clay with your own hands... Goodness! I'd love to feel Mother Earth hugging me.

Last week was so brilliantly overcast, but now it's boiling again. Boiling + California Smog = Air Needs Some Deodorant!!! Not all the Lysol or Febreeze in the world can kill the smell of ocean fish wafting in on the breeze during hot days...

Arrogant Bastard tastes ( Read more... )

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Here is a quick and undramatic recap of life's events ( Read more... )

Should I be scared that my new boss has a personalized, autographed Christmas card from George and Laura Bush?

I feel like the supreme snitch of all neighbors. Whatever beasts moved in above me have been very rambunctious the past month. I've let it slide until tonight--move-in noise grace period is over! One month is plenty of time to arrange the furniture. So, I called the security guards in my complex and the family was warned if they're called again ( Read more... )

I LOVE MY NEW JOB. It is light, boring, and I am treated well. Today is rated a screaming orgasm. :-)