Don't you love it when pop culture ruins things for us all?
At work. Bored. In a meme sort of mood. Log onto to LJ and what to I see? The lovely midwifeonboard has just posted a meme. How was I to refuse?!
LAYER ONE: "PERSONAL STATS"
Name: Belinda
Birth place: Bendigo, Victoria.
Current Location: My desk, same town.
Eye Color: Green.
Hair Color: Brownish, reddy, blonde.
Righty or Lefty: Right.
Your heritage: Feral.
LAYER TWO: "ON THE INSIDE”
Your Fears: Falling. Being alone. Spiders. Zombies. Being helpless.
One Personal Goal: Lose weight. That one feels like a total cop out, but whatever.
LAYER THREE: "YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW"
Your most overused phrase: "Ten bucks says..."
Your thoughts first waking up: Mmm, cuddles.
Your best physical feature: My hair
Your bedtime: Anywhere between 9.30pm and 2am.
Your most missed memory: How do you miss a memory?
LAYER FOUR: "EITHER OR…."
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi.
McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's.
Single or Group Dates: Single.
Adidas or Nike: Asics.
Lipton Tea or Nestea: Erm. I don't know?
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla.
Cappuccino or coffee: Neither. Unless it's iced. In which case, coffee. Iced cappuccino? Sounds icky.
LAYER FIVE: "DO YOU..."
Shower: At least once a day, if not more.
Brush your teeth before or after breakfast: Technically, before, because I don't usually have breakfast until I get to work?
Want to get married: Yes.
Believe in yourself: Not really. I'd rather believe in everyone else.
Get motion sickness: Only when drunk and laying perfectly still.
Think you're a health freak: Nope.
LAYER SIX: "IN THE PAST MONTH"
Drunk alcohol: Yessums.
Gone to the mall: Yes - but I'm dying to go shopping today!
Been on stage: Negative.
Eaten Sushi: Nope.
Gone skating: It's been just over a month :-(
Dyed your hair: Nope!
LAYER SEVEN: "HAVE YOU EVER"
Played a stripping game: Nope, I like to keep my clothes on as much as possible.
Gotten beaten up: Gotten into a cat fight?
Changed who you were to fit in: Well and truly over that. But yes, I have.
Had a three-some: Yes.
Climbed a mountain: How about a small hill?
Kissed two people in the same day: Yes.
Played tennis: Yes! Fun!
Ate a whole bag of Oreos: Urm, not Oeros...
LAYER EIGHT: "GETTING OLDER"
Age you're hoping to be married: When it happens. :)
How do you want to die: Fast.
LAYER NINE: "IN A GIRL/GUY"
Best eye color: Not really important.
Best hair color: Bit of a fan of dark hair, really.
Short or long hair: I kinds like that half way in between.
LAYER TEN: "TIMELINE"
1 MINUTE AGO: Talking on the phone.
1 HOUR AGO: Arriving at work.
1 YEAR AGO: At work!
LAYER ELEVEN: "THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS"
I LOVE: Jordan.
I FEAR: Losing things.
I FEEL: cold.
I HIDE: my boobs.
I NEED: love, hugs and chocolate.
I KNOW: that I'm crazy.
I THINK: about sex way too much.
LAYER TWELVE: "FIRSTS & LASTS"
First piercing: Ears, but I let them close over.
Last big car ride: I guess driving Jordan's parents the airport and back?
Last movie seen in theaters: Oh. Um. Crap. Harry Potter?
Last drink: Iced coffee.
Last text: From Jordaroo, thanking me for his new phone.
Last time clothing item bought: New work shirt from Valley Girl.
LAYER THIRTEEN: "SHORT ANSWER"
I AM: Crazy.
I SING: Lots, albeit badly.
I AM ALWAYS: Crazy.
I SPRAY: SKUNK!
LAYER FOURTEEN: "FAVORITES"
Number: 13 or 99.
Color: purprle.
Day & Time: 4pm on Friday. Or first thing Saturday morning.
Month: Hm.
Pizza: Creamy Chicken and Cherry Tomato.
LAYER FIFTEEN: IN THE LAST 2 DAYS, HAVE YOU...
CRIED? Nearly did last night...
HELPED SOMEONE? Yup.
GOTTEN SICK? I felt pretty ill last night.
GONE TO THE MOVIES? Nope, it's been months.
TALKED TO AN EX? Erm, no.
MISSED AN EX? Nope.
WRITTEN IN A DIARY? In my head?
HAD A SERIOUS TALK? I guess so.
HUGGED ANYONE? Oh, yes.
LAYER ONE: "PERSONAL STATS"
Name: Belinda
Birth place: Bendigo, Victoria.
Current Location: My desk, same town.
Eye Color: Green.
Hair Color: Brownish, reddy, blonde.
Righty or Lefty: Right.
Your heritage: Feral.
LAYER TWO: "ON THE INSIDE”
Your Fears: Falling. Being alone. Spiders. Zombies. Being helpless.
One Personal Goal: Lose weight. That one feels like a total cop out, but whatever.
LAYER THREE: "YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW"
Your most overused phrase: "Ten bucks says..."
Your thoughts first waking up: Mmm, cuddles.
Your best physical feature: My hair
Your bedtime: Anywhere between 9.30pm and 2am.
Your most missed memory: How do you miss a memory?
LAYER FOUR: "EITHER OR…."
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi.
McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's.
Single or Group Dates: Single.
Adidas or Nike: Asics.
Lipton Tea or Nestea: Erm. I don't know?
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla.
Cappuccino or coffee: Neither. Unless it's iced. In which case, coffee. Iced cappuccino? Sounds icky.
LAYER FIVE: "DO YOU..."
Shower: At least once a day, if not more.
Brush your teeth before or after breakfast: Technically, before, because I don't usually have breakfast until I get to work?
Want to get married: Yes.
Believe in yourself: Not really. I'd rather believe in everyone else.
Get motion sickness: Only when drunk and laying perfectly still.
Think you're a health freak: Nope.
LAYER SIX: "IN THE PAST MONTH"
Drunk alcohol: Yessums.
Gone to the mall: Yes - but I'm dying to go shopping today!
Been on stage: Negative.
Eaten Sushi: Nope.
Gone skating: It's been just over a month :-(
Dyed your hair: Nope!
LAYER SEVEN: "HAVE YOU EVER"
Played a stripping game: Nope, I like to keep my clothes on as much as possible.
Gotten beaten up: Gotten into a cat fight?
Changed who you were to fit in: Well and truly over that. But yes, I have.
Had a three-some: Yes.
Climbed a mountain: How about a small hill?
Kissed two people in the same day: Yes.
Played tennis: Yes! Fun!
Ate a whole bag of Oreos: Urm, not Oeros...
LAYER EIGHT: "GETTING OLDER"
Age you're hoping to be married: When it happens. :)
How do you want to die: Fast.
LAYER NINE: "IN A GIRL/GUY"
Best eye color: Not really important.
Best hair color: Bit of a fan of dark hair, really.
Short or long hair: I kinds like that half way in between.
LAYER TEN: "TIMELINE"
1 MINUTE AGO: Talking on the phone.
1 HOUR AGO: Arriving at work.
1 YEAR AGO: At work!
LAYER ELEVEN: "THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS"
I LOVE: Jordan.
I FEAR: Losing things.
I FEEL: cold.
I HIDE: my boobs.
I NEED: love, hugs and chocolate.
I KNOW: that I'm crazy.
I THINK: about sex way too much.
LAYER TWELVE: "FIRSTS & LASTS"
First piercing: Ears, but I let them close over.
Last big car ride: I guess driving Jordan's parents the airport and back?
Last movie seen in theaters: Oh. Um. Crap. Harry Potter?
Last drink: Iced coffee.
Last text: From Jordaroo, thanking me for his new phone.
Last time clothing item bought: New work shirt from Valley Girl.
LAYER THIRTEEN: "SHORT ANSWER"
I AM: Crazy.
I SING: Lots, albeit badly.
I AM ALWAYS: Crazy.
I SPRAY: SKUNK!
LAYER FOURTEEN: "FAVORITES"
Number: 13 or 99.
Color: purprle.
Day & Time: 4pm on Friday. Or first thing Saturday morning.
Month: Hm.
Pizza: Creamy Chicken and Cherry Tomato.
LAYER FIFTEEN: IN THE LAST 2 DAYS, HAVE YOU...
CRIED? Nearly did last night...
HELPED SOMEONE? Yup.
GOTTEN SICK? I felt pretty ill last night.
GONE TO THE MOVIES? Nope, it's been months.
TALKED TO AN EX? Erm, no.
MISSED AN EX? Nope.
WRITTEN IN A DIARY? In my head?
HAD A SERIOUS TALK? I guess so.
HUGGED ANYONE? Oh, yes.