Cobra Starship Picspam of Fucking Doom (2/4)
Oh, Gabe Saporta. I love you.
You are such a giant dork. A... giant dork with a bondage Gizmo. And scary eyes.
But I love you so much anyway.
I would totally go in your basement.
...what? I would!
He's playing with a PUPPY. ♥
NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK. Gabe is the right stuff, okay?
He's in a PADDLEBOAT.
I just hope he doesn't feed them after midnight.
Hi, Gabe!
I'm sure he was just what Charlie wanted. ...I can't believe I just went to a Gabe/Charlie place.
Even if Gabe does approve.
I LOVE THIS PICTURE SO MUCH. I can't even tell you why. just. Oh, GABE.
...oh, Gabe. We promise to genderswap you more often, okay?
Is the real Decaydance furry Pete or Gabe? We may never know.
AWWWWW
Biking in flip-flops, Gabe?
...goodness.
PAJAMAS. I don't care that it was for the Hey Mr DJ shoot. PJs!
We love you Gabe! Please keep doing things like this!
That's, um. Definitely a good start.
...and that, holy god.
JESUS FUCK GABE.
Why do I have two pictures of you brushing your teeth?
...
Throw your fangs up!
It's been said many times, but the world clearly needs the better view of this picture so we can see who's blowing him. I mean, really.
HIPBONES.
Fly, Gabe! Fly!
From Midtown, playing his bass. His bass that says COBRAS.
He's totally rad, dude.
...hi, Gabe. (...hi Vicky-T's chest in the background.)
Does this make anyone else want to sing the Inspector Gadget theme song?
HAND.
He's the lord of the dance!
His shoes, man. His shoes.
...whoa.
Um.
HOLY JESUS GOD GABE. SHGOHOAJDLAS
...and on that note, we switch over to Victoria Asher!
You may have noticed that she plays keytar for Cobra Starship.
And that she is REALLY FUCKING HOT.
I. Just. GUH.
She was feature on Maxim Online, even.
And the keytar is such an icredibly dorky instrument, but she makes playing it look so, so hot. I don't even know.
I. This. Hot, drunk Vicky-T? YES PLEASE.
She's holding a KOALA. ...and apparently even koalas want to look at her chest.
The giant purple belt! The cigarette! ...her chest! Um.
In her bunk. The MESSY HAIR.
Straddling a motorcyle and holding a cigarette should really not make me go "guh" as much as it does.
And she is such a DORK. ♥
The coloring of this photo combined with the sunglasses makes me picture her as a late 60s movie star, and there is just no bad there.
FRECKLES.
You wouldn't believe how sad it makes me that this is the only picture we have of her in her glasses.
God I hate how this girl tags pictures. But. Blonde! CAT!
You really are, Vicky-T. You really are.
Oh god, the curly hair. ...and the chest. I am shutting up now.
Her hair is always just so pretty.
It's not just the boys in this fandom who are willing to give us gay!
How is this so hot? Seriously. JESUS.
And then, of course, are the pictures of Gabe and Vicky-T together.
Why isn't there any Gabe/Vicky-T fic, btw? Because I would totally read that.
They're sort of creeptastically awesome.
Seriously. The het guys, where is it?
You can't tell me you don't want in on that.
And now, onwards to part 3!