Because nothing screams ELEGANCE like a mullet dress made out of a bathmat.

[ladythana]

//^_\\\ Bethany says

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[austere_mauve]

ahahaha I love you :D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Seriously, you need an anthology of Bethany's cracky dreams, it's a quaranteed best-seller. All you need is a clever editor who can establish the slightest line of continuity to prevent inducing insanity in readers. Also, maybe a few illustrations? Flowcharts? I can do those actually.

Also, your notorious mood theme is cracking me up YET AGAIN. XD

[wittyphantom]

this is completely unrelated to the above post, but i thought you might enjoy it:


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