Dear Abby,

My husband is not happy with my mood swings. The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Sincerely,

Bitchy in Boston

Britney's new CD has been released! Go get it!

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Listen to Britney's whole album on MTV. It's soooo good! I think this could be her best yet. The song she does with the Ying Yang twins is so good! Very catchy.

http://www.mtv.com/music/the_leak/britney_spears/in_the_zone/

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