Twilight LOL and WTH

Nov 20, 2009 00:00

First off, let it be known I really don't like Twilight *cough*undestatement*cough*, so this little find just made my day. Some of the following were just downright disturbing and creepy and made coffee come out my nose. Since most of us don't always click on the little linky thingies, I was a loser and decided to cut and paste the pics, but the ( Read more... )

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rosedemon November 20 2009, 05:10:57 UTC
I SAW THE CLINGS!!

Some meth-head looking woman was driving the car too. I wondered if vampires were out walking around in St. Auggie, would they look like that?

The rest are too funny. Oh yeah, we Potterheads look almost sane by comparison.

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ladywhitehart November 20 2009, 05:15:26 UTC
People actually own them?!

We have our fair share of weirdos but TTBOMK there isn't a Snape dildo on the market.

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patricia_writes November 20 2009, 12:03:40 UTC
I've seen the clings on campus cars too.

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sbrande November 20 2009, 05:16:14 UTC
LOL! I actually have the dildo, it sits on my coffee table and is a great ice breaker ;) I have never used it, and don't plan on it. LOL!

It was actually a 33 birthday pressie from a friend of mine. LOL!

And yes, we HP fans are quite tame. But if you think about it they (Twilight) have a great marketing strategy.

Hell, I know I'm weird, but I love every second of it.

Love Sonia :)

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ladywhitehart November 20 2009, 05:18:08 UTC
I dare you to post a photo of it. ;-)

You're weird, but I love you anyway.

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sbrande November 20 2009, 05:32:57 UTC
But weird in a good way I hope ;0

Will post a piccy of it tomorrow, am quite busy at present.

Loves you, Sonia :)

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sbrande November 20 2009, 06:40:28 UTC
It is posted, just for you.

Loves you, Sonia :)

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cecelle November 20 2009, 05:27:36 UTC
Hon, you haven't seen anything until you go to Forks and step into the Twilight store. It's...surreal.

(My daughter decided to get her friend an "Enjoy Edward Cullen" mug done to look like a Coca Cola logo. Don't ask.)

I have an "I arrived in Forks at Twilight" magnet on my fridge.

But then I have a SIL in Forks, and we've been there several times, so I guess that counts for something, LOL.

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ladywhitehart November 20 2009, 05:50:56 UTC
An entire store dedicated to Twilight merchandise? O.O I almost want to visit Forks for the HUH-factor.

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celisnebula November 20 2009, 05:36:04 UTC
*head desk*

Okay, I admit, I've got HP stickers on my car. One reads "Learned compassion under Snape," that suited my perverse nature.
The other reads "Republicans For Voldemort," just because I found it funny.

But Twilight stuff... man that stuff is freaky.

And on a side note, we were just on Aaron Douglas's LJ (He plays Chief Tyrol on Battlestar Galatica) and we were all talking about books we can't stand. I mentioned the Twilight series, how I couldn't even finish the books because they were poorly written, and he replied that he had the same mutual disdain for Twilight too (it was a good fannish moment for me).

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ladywhitehart November 30 2009, 03:33:24 UTC
I think my favorite was an icon with Volde*Mart always the most evil... always.

Sincerely I tried to finish the first book but I just couldn't make myself. Life's too short to read shit lit.

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redheadsarehot November 20 2009, 06:16:16 UTC
Ok that uterus is disgusting. Not only the idea someone made it, but its just nasty looking. I dont think a pregnant uterus is full of black fuzz. Gross. Just nasty!!! KILL IT!!!!!!!!!!

the Edward face INSIDE the panties is sad. Look how far you've come, Robert Pattinson!!!! Your face gets to be covered in stinky twat daily! Mmmmmmmm Herpes!

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ladywhitehart November 30 2009, 03:34:53 UTC
At least he'll be happy during that time of the month.

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