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[ladyxtacy]

Worst Way to Die ...

Getting tied to the back of the truck buy your feet and pulled at 30 miles an hour down a rocky dirt road till your head falls off..

If anyone has a different opinion i'd love to hear it i'm lacking in finding things that can get me off lately.

Comments

[biggdaddykai]

im gonna refrain from making my normal lude "things that can get you off" joke.. i dont have a real reason why.. im just not gonna right now. haha

anyways a good way of killing would be to open several hundred paper cuts on a persons body and then spray them with a light coat of hydrocloric acid.. just enough to make sure it gets in all the pores. then after a few minutes to an hour, after the chemical reactions have bubbled the skin and begun to render the flesh and body fat dip the screaming(or probably passed out) person in a neutral liquid to stop the reactions.. then dip him in eggwash and breading.. then very slowly roast him over a spit.. not enough to kill him.. just to crispen the breading.. then slowly lower him feet first into a large pack of starved wild dogs(or starved wolves), dropping him about 3" every 5 mins.

thats just off the top of my head tho.

[ladyxtacy]

lol you nut's i love it!

[biggdaddykai]

yeah you do. uNF

[ladyxtacy]

knowing that the person you loved was with someone else, and together conspired to disembowel and drowned you...

[pharsidette]

yea, id say getting dipped little by little into hydrochloric acid might suck too.
but thats just me.

[ladyxtacy]

agreed

[pharsidette]

mmmmmmmmmm

[djbeefy]

What's with all this talk of hydrochloric acid. Phosphoric acid has a lower pH and you can get it from fertilizers and some detergents.

I'd prefer to use liquid nitrogen. It's a lot easier to get a hold of (my school has a vat sitting in the chem store room, and no one watches it) and it hurts a hell of a lot more. I've had liquid nitrogen put on my feet before, let me tell you, that wasn't a picnic.