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Facebook statuses that will never be
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My favorite so far
This sounds like something Stephen Colbert would say if he were to put red pandas on notice. Which would totally be something he would do since they're bears. Well, not really. But he doesn't know that. -
If you like your cute internet animals with a dash of sassy bitchiness...
...you will love Fuck You, Penguin. Not lolcat bitchy. Mostly, "You are too fucking cute. Just stop it already!" bitchy. Take for example: Swans Are Nature's Porsche Drivers.
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More avoidance behavior
I am spending so much time on stuff that's not journaling or analyzing what's going on in my life right now it's not even funny. I'm doing pretty well overall. I can handle my shit. But there is more going on than normal and I know I need to get it out and I'm sure some people are curious at the very least, and I want to get it out for posterity ( Read more... ) -
Theists are hilarious
The Bible on Gay Marriage NPR interview with the Newsweek Religion editor on their article this week. It sounds like this article basically finds that the bible mostly does support gay marriage and points out a lot marriage (and other) practices that the bible condones that we no longer participate in for various reasons ( Read more... ) -
Our genius
This morning, lon_sama and I went to Target. But first I came up with the idea to stop at Starbucks beforehand. When we were pulling out of the drive-thru, we realized we could have just gone to the Starbucks inside the Target and saved ourself a detour. But that would have been too logical for us ( Read more... ) -
Gay marriages will save the economy!
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