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[lafemmechristi]

Holy shit, Batman! I weighed myself earlier because my dad told me I looked a little tubby (apparently no one told him this was a cardinal sin among women), and I nearly cried at the results. I usually don't stress over my weight because I love my food, and no amount of gained blubber will change my food intake -- if I have to, I'll just exercise

Comments

[peasant_hero]

"From now on, I'm going to drink water in sums that would warrant an execution by Arrakis Fremen."

I'm stunned, really.

[lafemmechristi]

What, by the Dune reference or by the consumption of 2 liters of water per day?

[nilo]

You're right - tapeworms get a bad rap. It's perfectly obvious that there is the solution to your problem.

[lafemmechristi]

I agree. Hey, it worked for Bette Midler!

[miknelson]

Ill trade you those twenty lbs for...erm...Carl.

[miknelson]

Oh yeah, and respond to my email. I NEED your address and phone number, etc before tomorrow night.

[prncssaurora]

Just get mononucleosis! As we learn from Romy in Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion, "I was so lucky getting mono... that was, like, the best diet ever!"

[nilo]

I gained twenty pounds with mono. No one tells my dad there's nothing to do to help his baby when she's sick. I think while I slept he hooked me up to a prime-rib IV or something.

I was enormous.

[prncssaurora]

Mmmmmmm.... prime-rib IV....

[lafemmechristi]

Mmmm... IV...

;)

I don't really know where I was going with that.

[ex_booth489]

Food? You don't deserve to eat, fatty.

[lafemmechristi]

Mwaha, you remember how much I can eat. I believe you were the one who said my eating habits almost rivalled Mrs. Coody's. I'd be severely offended if I didn't know it was also completely true!